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By *sm OP   Couple  over a year ago

Liskeard

Ohh I do love a good double entendre

While watching an episode of 15 minute meals today Jamie said "get you nuts on the table" made me giggle like a school girl... ( I don't get out much nowadays )

Anyone have some Moore good examples to share ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooerrrrr missus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you want one... I'll give you one...

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I once asked a colleague brandishing some paperwork at me at the end of a staff meeting if he wouldn't mind just slipping it in my box instead because my hands were full.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An old fashioned western saloon offered "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear..."

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By *hite SnakeMan  over a year ago

leeds

My mates wife asked me for an example of a double entendre so I gave her one.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

There's the all time great one - Johnny and Fanny Craddock which went out live (cookery programme for all you younger ones) "I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

And my favourite John Arlot ism (cricket commentator) "...oh it's risen sharply and hit Boycott in the groin. He's writhing around in some pain, but it's ok, he's getting up..... with one ball left"

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

"whispering" Ted Lowe ? (snooker) as Cliff Thorburn was attempting to address a long reach to the pink, by lying on the table with his left leg up behind him "...Cliff's having a bit of trouble getting his leg over these days"

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By *UNCHBOXMan  over a year ago

folkestone


" Ohh I do love a good double entendre

While watching an episode of 15 minute meals today Jamie said "get you nuts on the table" made me giggle like a school girl... ( I don't get out much nowadays )

Anyone have some Moore good examples to share ? "

Check out Mark And Lard's fat harry white on you tube that used to be on their radio 1 show. Very very funny.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

Let me help you with your burden Mr Frodo, just slip your ring on my finger

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