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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I've had my car for 20 months now...only just discovered it's got a 2nd cigarette lighter charger thingy in the console in the back...all those trips where I've had my satnav plugged in and I couldn't charge my phone or kindle at the same time - I only realised when I was coming home in back of car school colleague's car and spotted hers so thought I'd check my car...
Anyone else been living in joyful ignorance of useful things in their lives? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After the heat of last summer, having a job driving around and melting at traffic lights, I found out in winter, my new car DID have air con, I just never found it when I needed it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots - and done the same thing: I'd owned my Zafira for a couple of years before I discovered a very useful power socket tucked away in the back.... doah!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots - and done the same thing: I'd owned my Zafira for a couple of years before I discovered a very useful power socket tucked away in the back.... doah!
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Where might that be as I drive a works one and the cig lighter is broken. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I left the emergency stash of condoms in the car when it went off for repairs. They have been tidied up as that's where the wheelnut key thing was. "
No bloody wonder he was brushing up against you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex bought an automatic and when I borrowed it he told me you had to flick the drive stick to change gear. But it's an automatic I said,it changes gears itself. After 10 minutes of driving it I worked out the controls and showed him how to put it into auto. He had only had it 6 months |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Brought my car to work, forgot about it, walked home and had a mini freak out two days later when I remembered I owned a car and it wasn't outside my house.....whole car.....just forgot I had one. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Brought my car to work, forgot about it, walked home and had a mini freak out two days later when I remembered I owned a car and it wasn't outside my house.....whole car.....just forgot I had one. "
Thank you! That has made me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brought my car to work, forgot about it, walked home and had a mini freak out two days later when I remembered I owned a car and it wasn't outside my house.....whole car.....just forgot I had one. "
Not done it with a car but when I was at college I cycled there one day and got the bus home, half way home it dawned on me I left my bike there.....Doh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I spent a year messing about with an FM transmitter to play my IPOD through my car stereo. Then I discovered I had an aux socket in my glove compartment  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I spent a year messing about with an FM transmitter to play my IPOD through my car stereo. Then I discovered I had an aux socket in my glove compartment
Mondeo? Daft place to put it....I moaned for ages about the sunglasses holder in our car until I realized it would hold them nicely the right way round  "
The sunglasses holder was the clincher for me...and my cousin who was Saleswoman knew it...
Her: "Here Caz, there's a special holder for your Raybans"
Me: "Excellent, I'll have this £20k brand new CMax instead of the £2k Picasso I was looking at" |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Lots - and done the same thing: I'd owned my Zafira for a couple of years before I discovered a very useful power socket tucked away in the back.... doah!
Where might that be as I drive a works one and the cig lighter is broken. "
my old buckety zafira had one in the boot behind the panels there (one was marked first aid and the other had the wheel thingy in it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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my mum forgot she had me- left me in the pram outside and walked home with her shopping - back in the day when it was safe to park the kid outside on its own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After the heat of last summer, having a job driving around and melting at traffic lights, I found out in winter, my new car DID have air con, I just never found it when I needed it "
youve saved a heap in fuel not using it |
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"Lots - and done the same thing: I'd owned my Zafira for a couple of years before I discovered a very useful power socket tucked away in the back.... doah!
Where might that be as I drive a works one and the cig lighter is broken. "
Mine is on the rhs in the back has a circular cover over it |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
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"my mum forgot she had me- left me in the pram outside and walked home with her shopping - back in the day when it was safe to park the kid outside on its own "
My ex husband's mam did that too...walked 3 miles home and her husband asked where David was and she realised she'd left him outside the Co-OP and had to go back for him...it was 1959 so a different world as you say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my mum forgot she had me- left me in the pram outside and walked home with her shopping - back in the day when it was safe to park the kid outside on its own
My ex husband's mam did that too...walked 3 miles home and her husband asked where David was and she realised she'd left him outside the Co-OP and had to go back for him...it was 1959 so a different world as you say"
this was 1962 - so not that far apart lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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way back when, i had a mk2 cavalier.
i had it 6 months until i accidently pulled the light switch when turning the lights on, and the interior light came on.
i had always sat there with the door open before lol |
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my mate went on holiday bought a new car just before he left .. came back .. forgot what make it was and what colour ... and where he parked it .. walked round and round the car park pointing the key fob and pressing the unlock button at random cars for ages til he found it |
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"my mate went on holiday bought a new car just before he left .. came back .. forgot what make it was and what colour ... and where he parked it .. walked round and round the car park pointing the key fob and pressing the unlock button at random cars for ages til he found it"
when i got a new peugeot 206 i had to do that round tesco carpark - there are a lot of them |
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"my mate went on holiday bought a new car just before he left .. came back .. forgot what make it was and what colour ... and where he parked it .. walked round and round the car park pointing the key fob and pressing the unlock button at random cars for ages til he found it"
when i got a new peugeot 206 i had to do that round tesco carpark - there are a lot of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had my car for 20 months now...only just discovered it's got a 2nd cigarette lighter charger thingy in the console in the back...all those trips where I've had my satnav plugged in and I couldn't charge my phone or kindle at the same time - I only realised when I was coming home in back of car school colleague's car and spotted hers so thought I'd check my car...
Anyone else been living in joyful ignorance of useful things in their lives?"
You can buy a 4 way car cigarette lighter socket for about £2 - just plug it in and you have 4 device sockets |
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"Brought my car to work, forgot about it, walked home and had a mini freak out two days later when I remembered I owned a car and it wasn't outside my house.....whole car.....just forgot I had one.
Not done it with a car but when I was at college I cycled there one day and got the bus home, half way home it dawned on me I left my bike there.....Doh"
You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget you own a car for two days....took me a good five mins once I'd remembered I owned it to figure out what had happened to it....I'd parked it on the street behind work. |
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"too many jackets !"
Unless youre appearing on excessive hoarders, Im not sure you can have too many clothes. As for stupid things done, Im sometimes in 4th gear and think it is 6th - driving happily but wasting fuel.
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