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If you were convicted of a crime
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over a year ago
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"what would your crime(s) be?
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too picky for my pants, too clever for my clogs and too arsey for my ...um...anorak?"
D*unken in charge of a cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lewd behaviour in a public place, if you're in West Sussex and any such stories make the local news next week, don't expect to see me posting for a while.
Mr D will have me on the biggest naughty step after he comes and bails me out and forum privileges may be removed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Conspiracy to pervert the course of a thread
Crimes against humour
Attempted murder of perfectly good joke.
Unnecessary sarcasm in a public place.
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"Conspiracy to pervert the course of a thread
Crimes against humour
Attempted murder of perfectly good joke.
Unnecessary sarcasm in a public place.
Anyone think of a suitable sentance?"
Hey sarcasm is always a necessary evil so I'm going to hell and not jail lol
Being boring. I am the least boring person and if I ever become a bore pleeeeeaaaaaasssseee arest me. Make sure to use the hand cuffs when doing so  |
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