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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
New game, you do a post of what fake (or real) thing you are doing this weekend and the loopiest wins a prize. This will take the form of the Famous Five book I've ordered as a present for my nephew. You have to tell me what the heck ebay has done with it first, though. 
My loopy activity this weekend is:
I'm attending a gang bang in a shed where one man will be satisfying 33 women in the greater Northampton area. I'm making the tea and helping them walk back to their cars |
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I'm spending the weekend trying to track down the eBayer who bought the Enid Blyton book I foolishly auctioned without realising it had my Euro millions lotto ticket wedged in between the pages as a bookmark.
And a slice of bacon. Can't believe I actually sold my last slice of bacon.
Once I track down said eBayer I intend to use my womanly wiles to retrieve both the lotto ticket and the bacon. If they don't work I have a shovel, a tarp, duct tape and an isolated location all picked out - IT'S MY BACON!!!  |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
I'm off to Epping Forest to track down the little bastard midges that left me with 13 bites, 3 of them infected. I have photos so it shouldn't be too hard. I can finally put my new paddle to good use, even if it's not what it was made for |
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