Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out!!!

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By *unPeteMan over a year ago

Near Bristol

It's usually bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's abit premature xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh not again!

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By *icple123Couple over a year ago

st albans

Is that it??!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

scotland

You eating that?

(I'm hungry

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Office tonight!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

Come fuck me

Did you cum?

The earth moved

I feel sick

The condom split

Are you asleep?

Fancy a quickie?

Got a headache?

I've got cramp!

Wow they're big!

They sure bounce!

They're all real.

Is that erect?

Never happened before.

Finally for the true romantics in the chat-up stakes: fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come fuck me

Did you cum?

The earth moved

I feel sick

The condom split

Are you asleep?

Fancy a quickie?

Got a headache?

I've got cramp!

Wow they're big!

They sure bounce!

They're all real.

Is that erect?

Never happened before.

Finally for the true romantics in the chat-up stakes: fancy a shag?

"
made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nipples need sucking

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

scotland

Put it away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red River Rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I promise you

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

irony irony irony. . . . . . . .irony .

(Thats so deep i dont get it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Really do think...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mankini Spacehopper race?

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Suck my helmet !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come fuck me

Did you cum?

The earth moved

I feel sick

The condom split

Any more... I have heard atleast obscure all of these lol smh lol

Are you asleep?

Fancy a quickie?

Got a headache?

I've got cramp!

Wow they're big!

They sure bounce!

They're all real.

Is that erect?

Never happened before.

Finally for the true romantics in the chat-up stakes: fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy oral sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How you doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straddle my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need hugs!!!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Not good at following instructions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck my asd

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By *ibbyhunterCouple over a year ago

keighley

is it in !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pink or brown

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Slippery when wet

Slide it in

Not that hole

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Nice tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spit or swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Again again again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fast or slow

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By *nleashedin89Man over a year ago

south shields

Need any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Multiple cocks please

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Kiss me deeply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still curious fella?

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Shit wife's home !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open your legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fast and rough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me

Oh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's your Daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Touch my Bass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at me

Oh yes please.

Oooo, thank you

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple over a year ago

Takeley

Do that again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just bang me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Won the lottery

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Up a bit

Down a bit

Try that one

Bite me harder

Fuck that's good

Can you breathe?

Tastes so good

Feels so full

Plug it in

Turn it on

Where's the chocolate?

I think that'll do for now !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You naughty boy

In my office

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

scotland

Cleveland steamer, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fuck right off

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Thats fuckin' huge

I m never likely to hear it so I thought I d say it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats fuckin' huge

I m never likely to hear it so I thought I d say it

That's fuckin' huge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do that again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do that again

How many times

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Love the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love the forums"

Love the _iew

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I loved today

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By *uggarbunnyWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Home at last

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am fucked

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

I am Bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want me ?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

knickers knackers knockers .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy hand grenade !? Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Anyone want me ?

"
roll on tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knickers, knackers, knockers !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want me ?

roll on tomorrow"

Oh too right

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

knockers knickers knackers

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

top or bottom

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

reality is dreaming

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

just below my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done the Treble

Gimp

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"just below my"

skin im dreaming

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

heaven

.heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrong hole fool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come get us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my dinner ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a poo....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a room.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey up love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come get us

on my way

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