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new "i'm a swinger" signal

By *ichaelangela OP Couple over a year ago

notts

just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??"
Yes, its bullshit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And they I thought you shone a light in the nights sky in the shape of a giant cock!

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple over a year ago

notts

"And they I thought you shone a light in the nights sky in the shape of a giant cock!"

nah... thats batman isn't it ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

imagine somebody getting the come on from another shopper cos theyve plonked a pineapple arse upwards in the trolley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??

Yes, its bullshit...

.... everyone knows the pineapple goes sideways tutttt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??Yes, its bullshit...

Ha ha what next t-shirts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??"
I thought it was when you tied your cock to your trolly!

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple over a year ago

notts

"just been reading about it in the welsh forum

apparently, when at the supermarket, tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger

also mentioned were a box of fab ice lollys in the front of your trolley, and (this is the funniest one for us) place a pineapple in your trolley but it has to be upside down

any thoughts??Yes, its bullshit...

Ha ha what next t-shirts?"

or inflatable sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been told to fuck off in Tesco's me fab lollies melted and they didn't have any pineapples and the store manageress was an old bag think ill stick to this site less trouble and it costs a fucking £1.00 to look a Pratt pushing a trolley around :-

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"imagine somebody getting the come on from another shopper cos theyve plonked a pineapple arse upwards in the trolley

"The come on"

Great word usage!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imagine somebody getting the come on from another shopper cos theyve plonked a pineapple arse upwards in the trolley

"The come on"

Great word usage!!!!"

heard the phrase ''have it off'' today - not heard that for years lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"imagine somebody getting the come on from another shopper cos theyve plonked a pineapple arse upwards in the trolley

I can see lots of pineapples ending arse upwards elsewhere

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"imagine somebody getting the come on from another shopper cos theyve plonked a pineapple arse upwards in the trolley

I can see lots of pineapples ending arse upwards elsewhere

"
I still haven't managed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your fab lollies melt does it make you a timewAster

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple over a year ago

notts

the vision we have is.

supermarkets all over the country, packed solid with single men and couples who cant find a single bi fem, pushing trolleys round with the carrier bag tied to the front and only a lonesome upside down pineapple and a box of lolleys dripping all over the floor.

at the toy dept, a pack of cards and leave the queen of spades on display,

and if they have a garden centre, a trolley with pampas grass in it.

oooh, go to the jewellers and stay all day trying on ankle chains,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nestle shares will go up with all the lollies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer the garden centre to the supermarket - wandering around the potted plants with a Pampas Grass in my trolley....

"I say, do you like John Innes your Number 1...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nestle shares will go up with all the lollies!

There is of course a FAB lolly already, it's nice having something to lick all over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Robbie Williams cd in trolley..Swings both ways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If your fab lollies melt does it make you a timewAster"
no you take them home put them in the freezer and its makes them hard again silly boy

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

" tie your plastic carrier bag to the front of your trolley to indicate you are a swinger"

Bloody hell, that explains it! I thought you had to tie a carrier to the front of your trolleys! I gave myself a bloody wedgie pulling the front waistband of my kecks as high as possible and then paraded round Budgens with my 'bag for life' dangling down. I definitely got more attention than usual but the only request I got was not to return to the store.

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By *D40Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If your fab lollies melt does it make you a timewAster"

If you're tight you could just have an empty box n recycle every week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If your fab lollies melt does it make you a timewAster no you take them home put them in the freezer and its makes them hard again silly boy"
isnt that cheating?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" paraded round Budgens with my 'bag for life' dangling down. I definitely got more attention than usual but the only request I got was not to return to the store. "

This 'bag for life' has tickled me

Not literally though!

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