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What was the last lie you told?
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"I'll be back love! "I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.  | |||
"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie. "It was the carpet!  | |||
"The tooth fairy must have known you were staying up late and you must be on her list for tonight!" How much is the tooth fairy paying these days? | |||
"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.
It was the carpet! "Crunchy?  | |||
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"Promise I won't come in your mouth." And she believed you? | |||
"Promise I won't come in your mouth." You can if you like! | |||
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"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.
It was the carpet! Crunchy? "I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy. | |||
"Promise I won't come in your mouth.And she believed you? "Only when I said that the cheque is in the post. | |||
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"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.
It was the carpet! Crunchy?
I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy. "Yukkkkk | |||
"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.
It was the carpet! Crunchy?
I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy. Yukkkkk "I was only there 5 mins too | |||
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"No "Naughty. | |||
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"Promise I won't come in your mouth." Sh can feel you about to cum and will move if she don't want a mouthful | |||
"No Naughty. "But what was the question? | |||
"No Naughty.
But what was the question? "Can I stick this marrow up ya bum? | |||
"Promise I won't come in your mouth. Sh can feel you about to cum and will move if she don't want a mouthful " Not if you have hold of the back of her head. | |||
"No Naughty.
But what was the question? Can I stick this marrow up ya bum? "Ha! You could try  | |||
"Laine stop fibbing! " That's exactly what my reflection said to me !!! | |||
"Laine stop fibbing!
That's exactly what my reflection said to me !!! "Mine said the same thing, funny that... | |||
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"The tooth fairy must have known you were staying up late and you must be on her list for tonight!How much is the tooth fairy paying these days?" £1 a tiny teddy and a flower in an organza bag round here..... | |||
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"There is noone who boils my piss "Fibber! | |||
"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber! "I've just added to my list (not a fib) | |||
"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!
I've just added to my list (not a fib)"Bet its not as long as mine.... | |||
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"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!
I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine.... "We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine | |||
"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!
I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine....
We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine "I have heard that one before, got me into trouble. | |||
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"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!
I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine....
We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine I have heard that one before, got me into trouble. "It was the line used in my first ever threesome  | |||
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"Wouldn't mind watching that rear scamper around the field outside my office, trying to catch a sheep though " The farmer did not feel that way | |||
"I never shagged a sheep while I was in wales "Why was there wool all over the inside of your wellies then?  | |||
"No, sorry I don't have Skype "ive caught a crab  | |||
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"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab "And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right | |||
"I never shagged a sheep while I was in wales
Why was there wool all over the inside of your wellies then? "It just run at me and put its back legs in me wellies | |||
"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab
And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right "It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly | |||
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"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab
And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly "Ie, 6 midges  | |||
"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab
And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly
Ie, 6 midges"wellllll !!! How do You expect to catch a crab with a fish in a bag . I ask yer | |||
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