On the warpath again

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The wife's back on the warpath again she was up for making a home movie last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You best just take a look south and see if your balls are still where you last left them

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide all sharp implements.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night,

took me 5 hours to get her off the big wheel.