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Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue |
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue "
Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now!  |
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue
Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now! "
Aw he's got a conscience!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my gosh thats made me laugh!
Glad to be of service! "
I walked head first into a glass shower door the other day as I thought it was open....you can laugh back at my banged knee and head |
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"Oh my gosh thats made me laugh!
Glad to be of service!
I walked head first into a glass shower door the other day as I thought it was open....you can laugh back at my banged knee and head "
Haha the dog walked into the patio doors last week, the kids have done it too, I laugh every time |
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"Did you lose a cucumber too?
No just my dignity  Its hiding with mine after I did the splits on the ladder washing the windows and was stuck for half an hour.  "
Pahahaha!!  |
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue
Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now! "
Warning......posts like these when read on the sly in work, result in having to clean the tea off of your computer screen whilst hastily cobbling an excuse together to explain to your office colleagues the reason for your messy outburst and fit of giggles  |
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue "
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue
Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now!
Warning......posts like these when read on the sly in work, result in having to clean the tea off of your computer screen whilst hastily cobbling an excuse together to explain to your office colleagues the reason for your messy outburst and fit of giggles "
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"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue
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Erm.... Not funny! |
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