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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone think to ever run a Hoover around here? It's disgusting. I can't live like this. Can't you even wash a plate once you've used it? Oh. I'll buy milk again shall I? I'm certain you think milk fairies bring it. The bin is full - anyone think to empty it? Or shall we just play bin-Jenga and see how much rubbish we can get to balance on top? We stuck to the cleaning rota for all of one day. And don't get me started on the toilet - it looks like the one in Trainspotting.
I'm going to live at my mums.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry about that I'm just tired. I hate to moan, but since taking on another job, you know, it would be nice if you'd made a little effort now and again.
I'll make some tea.
Shall we go away together? Just us, no kids? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grab me a bin liner then. If there is bin juice I'm going to pull the most unattractive face in the world."
Need one the size of a body bag to fit that lot it. Ill hold it open for you then ill get on with the windows. If anyone calls me a wi dow licker better look out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CN someone move that pizzabox from the sideboard, I want to sit down.
Is he back from his mums yet?
Bring doughnuts!
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My mum is still at Morrisons - she should have been back at 10.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You better make sure all those forks and spoons are sparkling and arranged properly. The mats better be straight. Don't want anything wonky. Better be organised according to shapes and sizes...
...and don't touch the hoover. I do the hoovering and the cleaning in my own way. Just stay out my way you lot whilst i make it all spick and span!
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By (user no longer on site)
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You better make sure all those forks and spoons are sparkling and arranged properly. The mats better be straight. Don't want anything wonky. Better be organised according to shapes and sizes...
...and don't touch the hoover. I do the hoovering and the cleaning in my own way. Just stay out my way you lot whilst i make it all spick and span!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death.
Someone? "
Well now you mention it, Pops seems to be quite attached to the hoover... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death.
Someone?
Well now you mention it, Pops seems to be quite attached to the hoover..."
attached as in stuck in it? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"CN someone move that pizzabox from the sideboard, I want to sit down.
Is he back from his mums yet?
Bring doughnuts!
My mum is still at Morrisons - she should have been back at 10.
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Is she back yet? Maybe she met one of your mates...did she have a smile on her face and walk a bit funny???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dusted it last year, surely it's got to be somebody else's turn ffs  "
just get the pledge and duster ram. We are gonba get told off if its not cleaned. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grab me a bin liner then. If there is bin juice I'm going to pull the most unattractive face in the world."
eugh made my belly flip inside did that thought |
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"I dusted it last year, surely it's got to be somebody else's turn ffs
just get the pledge and duster ram. We are gonba get told off if its not cleaned. Xx"
Pledge ya need to get some Barry on the job  |
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" theres somethin blocking this pipe thing? i dont know what the gooey stuff is? or even what the pipe is its dark. anyone any ideas ?"
help its back firing smelly white stuff and when the hot water hits it then it goes all stringy and hard? what the fuck is it?
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