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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We are currently looking for 3,544,443 men and 8 women to replicate Fab on the big screen.
To get the role men must write in with as many hopeless messages as they can, and send as many poor quality cock photos as they muster. Extra consideration will be given to those with TV remotes and a can of value lager next to their appendage.
The women must appear vague and disinterested, preferably without a photo, or at least one taken on a Polaroid camera in the 80's. They should be aged 18-99 and not be wiling to travel to the filming.
Good luck to all.
The Producer.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i be an extra please SU?
My casting couch is in the corner.
Pop your clothes off ma'am.
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if i took me clothes off it would be a comedy  but im game.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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No TG's in this fillum 
Where on earth did I put that number for Equity's complaints dept...
Possibly next to the picture of Sean Connery with a note to complain about how whatever he is in, he always plays a jock called Sean Connery.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No TG's in this fillum
Where on earth did I put that number for Equity's complaints dept...
Possibly next to the picture of Sean Connery with a note to complain about how whatever he is in, he always plays a jock called Sean Connery.
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You are in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!"
More like a remake of Alfred Hitchcocks Classic..The Birds fly down n eat the Worms.
I'l get me coat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!"
Or they could do a war film and do helicopters with their cocks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!
Or they could do a war film and do helicopters with their cocks "
or a sexed up version of star wars where all cocks turn into light sabres  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .
Can I have a word?
My office now please."
See....if you'd said orifice it could have been Carry on Fabbing..... |
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"ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .
Can I have a word?
My office now please.
See....if you'd said orifice it could have been Carry on Fabbing..... "
. .ooh Mrs. .you are awful . . .but i like you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With the amount of male torsos on display and the apparent male to female ratio I reckon more like 300."
Ah look out for the 300 arrows! "Tonight we fuck in the shade" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be no. 3,544,444 if that's ok, I don't mind sloppy millions.
After all a shag is a shag  "
Just make sure you tie scaffold boards to your boots when you enter that Valley 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.
I'm still with the fluffers getting ready
Two tics"
Can I be your fluffer???? Too shy for the cameras |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.
I'm still with the fluffers getting ready
Two tics
Can I be your fluffer???? Too shy for the cameras "
Sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I auditioned, the producer made me get my clothes off, took advantage of me and then told me he'd be in touch and still never called.
I feel so used and abused that I might just start a thread about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello
I need a man with a shit profile, ambiguous photos, poor spelling and he must then post a thread about why women aren't queuing up at his door ready to suck his cock.
Please quote ref: fab must be broken
The Producer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we be the tim wasters, really can't be bothered today so we could really method act it for you?
You said that last time !"
That proves our point, see how good we are at it |
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