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You are about to be marooned on a island for 5 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What item would you take with you to satisfy your sexual urges?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Rabbit and bullet plus 5 yrs worth ov batteries lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

A mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A harem of fit men that are skilled in the art of survival

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only need my hand but would take the flesh light lol.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a return ticket home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd take Tina too !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a return ticket home"

Thats cheating you are stuck there 5 years no train outta there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only a man can satisfy my sexual needs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife

The sexy mistress would be better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd bring a blow up doll and use her as a raft to escape.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a return ticket home

Thats cheating you are stuck there 5 years no train outta there

in that case im not going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wand and a very long extension lead to plug it into

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard backed tomes of my sexual memoirs - volumes 1-12

And Razzle.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Blow up doll i could turn inside out ( mrs! ) oh and find the banana trees pretty sharpesh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A blue whale on average has a penis of 8-10 feet in length - I'll just take a telescope so I can keep an eye out for Moby Dick!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .5 years!!. . fuck the sex. . cannabis seeds please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife

The sexy mistress would be better "

Nope, I may be biased but there is no one sexier.

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"A blue whale on average has a penis of 8-10 feet in length - I'll just take a telescope so I can keep an eye out for Moby Dick!

Moby Dick was a sperm whale.... Just sayin

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By *rben112Man over a year ago

worcester

Someone else's wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blow Up Doll and lots of Bicycle Repair Kits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A book entitled "How to survive on an Island".

Silk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matildas my blow up sheep..She looks rather seductive in a Grass skirt

Gimp

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

bear gryhls(is that how you spell it)you wouldn't need anything else,hes a man who can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A genie in a lamp that granted me three wishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A harem of fit men that are skilled in the art of survival"

I wanna be on your island!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bromide.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A harem of fit men that are skilled in the art of survival"

I will have one of those packages too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salma Hayek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone else's wife "

Bejaysus, it's my lucky day.

078...........

Good luck, it'll seem more like 50 yrs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ps any chance of pink, i like pink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A blow up doll and a puncture repair kit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bullet is my fave sextoy.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

a tri annual pink and cream lupin . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cute's boobs lol

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By *imjohnCouple over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Solar Panels & a laptop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My partner with NO telly so NO football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I bring Tom Hardy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What item would you take with you to satisfy your sexual urges?"

Is it very rude to call a sexy, fit younger man an item?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes my wife please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What item would you take with you to satisfy your sexual urges?"

Ok Had enough of the OH tonight when does this island open I need a break and soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What item would you take with you to satisfy your sexual urges?

Ok Had enough of the OH tonight when does this island open I need a break and soon.

I am just sorting it out I am just sorting out the tins of spam that will be buried all over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This island....its not he Crimea is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This island....its not he Crimea is it? "

Errr No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my generic mp3 player, playing Maroon 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only five years? I'm not going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't need anything I have my imagination and my hands

Can I have a machete instead so I can build a shelter

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

I would take Bear Grylls ,

for the sex and the survival skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An internet connection if some sort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An internet connection if some sort. "

I think WiFi or 3G signal plus power source and computer of some form make this a pretty easy island to escape from!

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