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Brown bread ...dead
Rosie lee ..tea
Gold watch scotch.
Tom and tit..
Dog and bone phone.
Jack and Danny ..fanny
Ruby Murray...curry.
This is my spoken tongue, too many and too tired to list lol
I shall add more later.
Her
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"There are a couple of cash machines in the East End that ask you to insert your piece of lard and then suggest you take your bangers and mash."
The one I know off is on Commercial Street. |
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English Rhymes with Cockney
Feet Plates of meat Plates
Teeth Hampstead Heath Hampsteads
Legs Scotch eggs Scotches
Eyes Mince pies Minces
Arms Chalk Farms Chalk Farms
Hair Barnet Fair Barnet
Head Loaf of Bread Loaf
Face Boat race Boat Race
Mouth North and south North and South |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Saunters in, listens in incomprehension, says, 'Ey up mi duck, what's crack, here?' to the nearest Cockney and then tries to find a soap box to stand on and denounce pit closures.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"English Rhymes with Cockney
Feet Plates of meat Plates
Teeth Hampstead Heath Hampsteads
Legs Scotch eggs Scotches
Eyes Mince pies Minces
Arms Chalk Farms Chalk Farms
Hair Barnet Fair Barnet
Head Loaf of Bread Loaf
Face Boat race Boat Race
Mouth North and south North and South"
Eh ?  |
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"Tit for tat,or titfor..........hat
Tit for tat is a prat.
Just saying
Innit  "
What would I know,I'm from Belfast? But I did watch minder n the Sweeney,and they referred to a hat as a titfer |
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Have a butchers ( butcher hook= look)
Bit Fred & Billy( chilly)
Show us ya Barnett ( barnett fair= hair)
Three'penny bit = Tit
Mutt n Jeff = deaf
Cuppa rosey Lee = tea
Barclays... Barclays Bank = Wank
North n south = mouth
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Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
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You're chatting bare nonsense. |
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
You're chatting bare nonsense. "
not in my world i aint!  |
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint! "
I was trying to be witty. |
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!
I was trying to be witty. "
yeap i know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!
I was trying to be witty. yeap i know! "
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" Shell like ... Ears
Ticker ... Heart
Gruff ... Fart
Kagage Loose change
Loads of new slang too these days ...
Buff... Good looking
Yard .... House
On road ... Out in street
Your ends... Your area
Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )
Batty ... Bum
Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number
You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!
I was trying to be witty. yeap i know!
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my mistake i put a instead of a facety buggers!!! Lmao |
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Syrup (dont want to see one of those on a meet)
Whistle (can look good)
Henries .. nice to suck
Khyber.. i dont take it up the 
