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If you could have free, unlimited service

By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

for 5 years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Housekeeper, I bloody hate hiusewok

I love to cook and drive, run my own business so am my own secretary.

No shortage of offers for a massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it would have to be a housekeeper. There are much better things to spend my spare time on than cleaning after I've been at work all week.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

house keeper please so i can spend all day on here without the guilt of not doing any house work

lived with a chef for 3 years and he never cooked for me so am used to cooking for myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

housekeeper, lifes too short and god never intended me to do it!

not once did i read in the bible "and on the seventh day thou shalt hide the ironing, hoover the stairs and dust that collection of doulton"

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By *exeteraWoman over a year ago

Bridgend

" for 5 years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose?

Housekeeper for me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely housekeeper as I hate housework!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

ditto!

To be fair, they wouldn't need to be good at it - moderate would be an improvement!

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

housekeeper definitely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

housekeeper!! and if they could decorate too that would be a bonus!! x

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am going to sound boring.... housekeeper for me as well!!!

so does this mean we all just hate housework or we all live in messy houses...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am going to sound boring.... housekeeper for me as well!!!

so does this mean we all just hate housework or we all live in messy houses...

above the dysentry line and clear floorspace is sufficient!! x

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

25 year old Male Housekeeper please.....

Must be straight, hunky, and prepared to wear only an apron...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am going to sound boring.... housekeeper for me as well!!!

so does this mean we all just hate housework or we all live in messy houses...

I can't stand my house being messy, that's why the housework takes so much time and I'd love someone else to do it haha.

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

I'm going to buck the trend here and say a n extremely good cook.

I already have someone who comes round once a fortnight and cleans whereas I eat every day. It'd therefore be cheaper for me to carry on paying the cleaner and have a cook for free than it would be to have the cleaner for free and pay for a good cook.

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By *umpingJackFlashMan over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Deffinately a housekeeper,

I can survive off pot noodles if nessesary, love to drive, prefer to give the massages and as for a personal secretary I aint got the foggiest what I'd do with one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hous kepr cos hat irnin

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

shall i get myself in trouble and say if i had a wife wopuldnt need the others hehehehe think that sorta explains why i am still single i will go with housekeeper

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By *oobCouple over a year ago

Netherlands

Chauffeur, party when and where we want and still get home when needed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" for 5 years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose?

can i have a mental nurse please lol