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if you could change sex for a day......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love it and I'd want to fuck a woman from behind cos I'm dying to know what it's like and I'd have a good long wank of my cock.
I'd be like an over-eager Bonobo if I was a guy for a day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play with my tits and see how many orgasms I can give myself and in how many different ways  "
Ha ha ~ tits aren't as much fun when they're attached to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play with my tits and see how many orgasms I can give myself and in how many different ways
Ha ha ~ tits aren't as much fun when they're attached to you "
Oh you've burst my balloons now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmmmm would sit around scratching my balls 4 an hour or 2, try 2 hump a majority of fabs lovely ladies and finish with few pints with the mates watching the footy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit watching Jeremy Kyle all day . Then clean up 10 mins before my hubby came in and spend 5 hours moaning what a hard day I have had . Just saying  "
Loose Women not Jeremy Kyle ! 
I'd get very excited about going to the DIY shops & looking at all the tools. Spend hrs cleaning & waxing my car. Then go to the pub to watch the footie & get a kebab on the way home.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stay home watch porn and wank all day long because apparently nothing beats a good wank  "
I do that as a woman, nothing new for me.
Maybe not quite all day though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd get very excited about going to the DIY shops & looking at all the tools. Spend hrs cleaning & waxing my car. Then go to the pub to watch the footie & get a kebab on the way home.
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I can do that without changing sex |
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"I'd love it and I'd want to fuck a woman from behind cos I'm dying to know what it's like and I'd have a good long wank of my cock.
I'd be like an over-eager Bonobo if I was a guy for a day."
Love it I'm doing what she said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wank it all day long! Use mine if yer wanna practice
Could I? That would be great! I wanna make sure I'm doing it just right No problem "
On second thought there's a few things I'd like to practice if that's okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wank it all day long! Use mine if yer wanna practice
Could I? That would be great! I wanna make sure I'm doing it just right No problem
On second thought there's a few things I'd like to practice if that's okay "
Sure . Use me has your toy |
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Losing my cock for a day? No way lol
Haha. I am with u on that. I'd hide all day. The thoughts of the possibility of being fucked is unbearable "
But if you were a woman it would be in your fajina and not your bum hole, although in some cases we have it in both too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Losing my cock for a day? No way lol
Haha. I am with u on that. I'd hide all day. The thoughts of the possibility of being fucked is unbearable
But if you were a woman it would be in your fajina and not your bum hole, although in some cases we have it in both too "
Really ? Mmmm lol |
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Losing my cock for a day? No way lol
Haha. I am with u on that. I'd hide all day. The thoughts of the possibility of being fucked is unbearable
But if you were a woman it would be in your fajina and not your bum hole, although in some cases we have it in both too Really ? Mmmm lol "
I didn't say me Tosh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Losing my cock for a day? No way lol
Haha. I am with u on that. I'd hide all day. The thoughts of the possibility of being fucked is unbearable
But if you were a woman it would be in your fajina and not your bum hole, although in some cases we have it in both too Really ? Mmmm lol
I didn't say me Tosh "
You said we !!!@ has in us . Has in me |
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Losing my cock for a day? No way lol
Haha. I am with u on that. I'd hide all day. The thoughts of the possibility of being fucked is unbearable
But if you were a woman it would be in your fajina and not your bum hole, although in some cases we have it in both too Really ? Mmmm lol
I didn't say me Tosh You said we !!!@ has in us . Has in me "
runs to put the padlock on the backdoor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wd open a profile on fab, put some very hot pics of my sexy ass, pussy and boobs. Wait for an hour to see how my inbox get filled with 400 messages most of them are "fancy a fuck? " then start my rant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know about the day itself... But....
Next day I'd make millions explaining to blokes how the feck to understand the female mind.. 
Your going to need more than a day  "
I'm a fast learner... Ladies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play with my tits and see how many orgasms I can give myself and in how many different ways
Ha ha ~ tits aren't as much fun when they're attached to you "
Mine are!!Yum x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wd open a profile on fab, put some very hot pics of my sexy ass, pussy and boobs. Wait for an hour to see how my inbox get filled with 400 messages most of them are "fancy a fuck? " then start my rant. "
. Lmfao.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably scratch my bullocks in public and fart and burp as I eye up ladies tits.
Before moaning on fab I can't get any meets and can someone give me advice on my profile ( it will be full of cock pics and no profile text ). Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably scratch my bullocks in public and fart and burp as I eye up ladies tits.
Before moaning on fab I can't get any meets and can someone give me advice on my profile ( it will be full of cock pics and no profile text ). Lol. "
Are you trying to say that scratching my bollocks in public isn't a turn on for women???
Would love to wear a nice female business suit with a bit of stocking top exposed and a couple of blouse buttons undone showing a bit of bra to see if men really would just talk to my tits! I think I would be a real tease as a woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i could change sex for a day, i would make it less messy, more accessible to the masses, less taboo and safer.
Free love for all!!"
Less messy!!! Surely not.
I want more messy.
But I'll let you have the rest as long as I can keep messy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i could change sex for a day, i would make it less messy, more accessible to the masses, less taboo and safer.
Free love for all!!
Less messy!!! Surely not.
I want more messy.
But I'll let you have the rest as long as I can keep messy."
We can hammer out the manifesto later. But i think we have the bones of something truly great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably scratch my bullocks in public and fart and burp as I eye up ladies tits.
Before moaning on fab I can't get any meets and can someone give me advice on my profile ( it will be full of cock pics and no profile text ). Lol. "
I bet your first statement in this world as a male would be "fancy a ... the obvious? " |
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Well apart from having the right body for the clothes I like to wear, enjoy every aspect of thr female form. From making blokes act like idiots trying to impress me, to the more physical aspect of things like having sex.
On a sideline I could win an argument. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Piss all over the toilet seat and the floor, probably, based on observations.
Cut my toenails in bed. Leave dirty clothes and wet towels dumped on the floor.
Oh, and investigate how having a prostate feels. |
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