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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you find you can relate to some of this then your a terrible Girlfriend or Wife. I'm just helping you females out.
Women to man*
1) Yeah go out have a drink, I'll just have a bath and relax - OMFG YOUR PISSED. I CANT BELIEVE THIS. WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW. OH GETS COCKY WHEN HE'S HAD A DRINK.
2) I'm not that hungry to be honest, I might just go to bed - OMFG YOU DIDNT ORDER ME ANYTHING?! HOW SELFISH IS THAT!?
3) Your phone is very noisy today, wont stop bleeping - I'M NOT BOTHERED WHO YOU TALK TO I JUST DONT WANT TO BE CONSTANTLY LISTENING TO YOUR PHONE BEEPING, ANYWAY WHO IS IT?!
4) Did you say your mum's coming round? - WHY CANT SHE JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 2 MINUTES, GREAT FACE ACHE AND SLY DIGS, ILL JUST GO TO BED.
5) So I was thinking I'd wear that crem top with the leggings? What have you had for lunch? Josh was a mess last night - ARE YOU ACTUALLY LISTENING TO ME?! YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET IT IM OFF TO BED.
6) Iv'e made you some vegetable soup - OMFG YOUR HOPELESS, IVE JUST WASHED THAT T-SHIRT AND NOW YOU HAVE SOUP ON IT. GREAT. YOU CANT GO OUT WITH FOOD ON YOUR T-SHIRT, IT MAKES ME LOOK BAD THAT IM NOT WASHING, FFS!!
7) I'm due on my period in 3 days - IF I WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM AND SHOUT I WILL, I TOLD YOU I WAS ON MY PERIOD, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE.. ILL BE FINE IN A FEW DAYS ITS JUST THE PMT.
8) I was speaking to Annie today - ANNIE'S BOYFRIEND STE SAID TO HER THAT YOU AND HIM WHERE GOING UP TO YORK RACES AND YOU PLAN TO GET WASTED?! DONT THINK SO SUNSHINE, DREAM ON!
9) Oh your making a sandwich, that's nice - CANT YOU SEE THAT I'M MAKING TEA!? HONESTLY YOUR UN-BELIE-VABLE! YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT, IM OFF TO BED!
10) Do I look fat in this? YES LOVE YOU LOOK LIKE A TENT. FUCK OFF OUT OF MY FLAT AND LIFE. DO ONE, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Needless to say I called it off. Lasted 6 months. Who needs more that 1 mum! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know! Do what you want, I can't really be bothered...
OMFG YOUVE HONESTLY BEEN WITH STE AND HAD A CARVERY?! ARE YOU JOKING ME?! REALLY? SERIOUSLY!!!! I'M OFF BACK TO BED. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As written by the perfect bf/husband?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!"
Granted I have my faults - main one being very laid back, relaxed and carefree... THIS IS A PET HATE OF WOMENS.. HOW CAN YOU GO ABOUT YOUR DAILY LIFE SO CALM AND COOL?! YOU NEED TO BE PROCESSING 500 THINGS AT ONCE IN YOUR HEAD!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be the lowest maintenance woman going. I don't do moaning, Mr D can do whatever he pleases when he pleased with whom he pleases I'm his wife and best pal, not his owner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be the lowest maintenance woman going. I don't do moaning, Mr D can do whatever he pleases when he pleased with whom he pleases I'm his wife and best pal, not his owner.
That's amazing!  Iv'e probably just been unlucky!"
I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one! so yes maybe you have been.
I'm sure guys moan too, Mr D has a Basil Fawlty side to him but that just makes me giggle. |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"I must be the lowest maintenance woman going. I don't do moaning, Mr D can do whatever he pleases when he pleased with whom he pleases I'm his wife and best pal, not his owner."
love this i want one |
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"I don't nag
you don't know/admit* you nag but you do/will*
*(delete as necessary)  "
It's not about admitting to anything I really don't find any joy or turn on to nag men or others I don't like the sound of my own voice and people know me only know I ask once.... |
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"no no im not anti no no lol just woke up this morning thinking of the ex and her ridiculous mothering nagging moaning whining voice lol"
Well she is your ex now so why worry maybe you didn't do what she wanted to do and said I'll do it later and later never came... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well she is your ex now so why worry maybe you didn't do what she wanted to do and said I'll do it later and later never came... "
You've probably hit the nail on the head there to be honest!  I'll just nip to the shop (pub) whilst you slave away in the kitchen and when I get back I'll wash the dishes....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be the lowest maintenance woman going. I don't do moaning, Mr D can do whatever he pleases when he pleased with whom he pleases I'm his wife and best pal, not his owner."
I've actually had guys think I don't care because I just leave them to it...can't win! I'm independent and want a man who is too, but it seems many like to be needed...ugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be the lowest maintenance woman going. I don't do moaning, Mr D can do whatever he pleases when he pleased with whom he pleases I'm his wife and best pal, not his owner.
I've actually had guys think I don't care because I just leave them to it...can't win! I'm independent and want a man who is too, but it seems many like to be needed...ugh! "
Sounds needy! But for every needy person there is a right match, someone who likes to mother.
Don't get me wrong I love to pamper and spoil my man, I just don't dictate how he should behave or spend his time. He's a free man. |
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Jay has to admit I don't nag. He's his own person who am I to say what he does and doesn't do. I do know some women never fucking shut up like my sister, but don't tar us all with the same brush. I'm a perfect girlfriend |
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Jeez.