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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
from a night out involving Minxie 
Scarlet Stars also survived.
When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds  |
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"from a night out involving Minxie
Scarlet Stars also survived.
When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds "
Oh pooo, I forgot you were going up there yesterday. I went up to watch the match, we could have met for a few drinks  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I haven't been out, unfortunately.
I wanted to go to jaydees but it just wasn't workable.
It's two hours each way and I wouldn't have been able to stay over so I'd have to have driven back afterwards.
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"from a night out involving Minxie
Scarlet Stars also survived.
When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds "
Blimming Leeds blimming closed before we were ready to go home!
Ended up going home anyway cos they wouldn't sell us anymore booze.
Leeds is still intact and no locals were harmed during our little foray. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds dangerous.
I did alert the relevant authorities though as soon as I was informed and precautions were in place (defcon 1, many of us important people were ushered to strategic bunkers. You all probably didn't actually know anything about it). |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know
All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!  
All peaceful on the Sheffield front. "
How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.
I had my first American serviceman."
oh do tell, pretty please. which service and where was he from? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.
I had my first American serviceman.
oh do tell, pretty please. which service and where was he from? "
I don't know - I was in a club. He introduced himself after.  |
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"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know
All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!
All peaceful on the Sheffield front.
How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!"
The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know
All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!
All peaceful on the Sheffield front.
How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!
The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!"
My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better. |
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"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know
All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!
All peaceful on the Sheffield front.
How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!
The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!
My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better."
What? One of those sheepskin ones that hangs off a radiator?
Or one of the tartan pyramid shaped ones they go into?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jodie's after action report:
Megabus broke my boob. Apparently I do modelling now (although I'm an actress really), my accent is all wrong and either I'm too tall or surrounded by pod people. Not only are all TV admirers "straight", but shortarses too. Minxie broke something within seconds of checking in. Also preemptively broke a photo booth that I was horribly molested in, and she managed to lose some money in Harvey Nics. Steals glassware from bars too.
Afternoon tea in Leeds does not come in a chipped enamel mug with 10 sugars. Apparently you can be told to be quiet while having noisy sex at a swinger festival.
That big window is in fact that, and not one way glass. It's just that everyone has seen my arse already and having simulated 3way sex is an everyday occurrence in Leeds.
You know your dress is too short when a couple of teenage girls pull it down a bit and say cover up.
Did I mention I was horribly molested? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know
All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!
All peaceful on the Sheffield front.
How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!
The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!
My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Point of information
Minxies exploding electrical appliance trick is normally (but not always) performed at breakfast time.
It should be safe to reappear from under the bed around now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I mention I was horribly molested?
You were horribly molested?
Horribly - horribly molested? 
Did it involve a broken photo booth or some false teeth? "
I don't remember. Denial is setting in and the feeling it was somehow my fault for not wearing much. I may need counselling. And haribo. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July."
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh. |
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"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh."
Come on the Wales fab camp. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Come on the Wales fab camp. "
I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh."
Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ? "
Frocks and masks - you'd look great.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ?
Frocks and masks - you'd look great.
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Fkin ell Lickety, if I put a frock on they'd think Clarissa Dickson-Wright had risen ! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ?
Frocks and masks - you'd look great.
Fkin ell Lickety, if I put a frock on they'd think Clarissa Dickson-Wright had risen ! "
You could borrow one of mine and then they'd know it for certain. I've got a tiger and monkey masks for you to borrow.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I have plenty of masks but no frock.
And no money to buy a frock.
And frocks aren't made to fit women of my propotions anyway. Since puberty I have only owned 4 frocks. 2 were made to measure and 2 were very stretchy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have plenty of masks but no frock.
And no money to buy a frock.
And frocks aren't made to fit women of my propotions anyway. Since puberty I have only owned 4 frocks. 2 were made to measure and 2 were very stretchy!"
I'm not a frock or mask person either. So it rules me out. |
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"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Come on the Wales fab camp.
I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much."
That settles it mate. Considering you and I are ilk, we will hold our own party.
It's ok Minxie, I don't own a toaster. What are you like with dishwashers? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.
Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.
I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.
I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.
Come on the Wales fab camp.
I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much.
That settles it mate. Considering you and I are ilk, we will hold our own party.
It's ok Minxie, I don't own a toaster. What are you like with dishwashers?"
Paaaaaaarrrrrrtttttyyyyyyyy! |
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"Minxie! As you very well know, it is the others in your close vicinity that have need to hide under the beds when you are around mechanical objects "
Even lay in your bed there's no guarantee you'll be safe as my poor nose knows only to well |
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The Minxatious one has left the county!!!
All those who have been hiding in bubble wrap insulated cellars living off a diet of cold pies and black pudding butties are safe to emerge into to normal life again - you lightweights!
You didn't half miss a cracking weekend of frivolity and sweeties while you were cowering in the cold, damp dark. |
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