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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just had this thought. What if the situation in fab was reversed and there was much more girls than guys. What would be the guys profiles like.
One of things that comes in mind is you find many guys in there profiles saying: your cunt must no more deep than 4" as I like to touch the cervix with my shaft your hole no wider than one inch.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also
How come all big women are beautiful?
Contentious I know - but they can't all be can they?!
If a big bloke called himself a BBM there'd be sniggers.
Just my 2p
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also
How come all big women are beautiful?
Contentious I know - but they can't all be can they?!
If a big bloke called himself a BBM there'd be sniggers.
Just my 2p
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pet hate? Quote the words if you message me bollocks.
Must head the message 'I'm Deluded and Insecure' in all messages to prove you have read my profile.
No.
No I won't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am organising a gang bang tonight at mine. Girls send your appilcations and I will get back to you if interested. Must be able to make me laugh and only tight pussies, birth virgins apply. 10 girls will be selected so keep the applications coming. If you can't deep throught am sory but its a no in advance.
Some girls don't take a no for no ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Will fill in later, will try and reply to all the messages'
They have this now! Lucky if men's profiles have more than 5 words now! Never mind the site being over run by females!  "
It's because I took the sites word allowance and used it for my profile  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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No fanny pic,no reply.
Please keep your messages short,I'm not much of a reader,and I'm not interested in getting to know you so,
fancy a fuck,
I would love to suck your knob,
I swallow,
Any of those will do.
It would also be advantageous if you could show a total lack of depth in your message.
Message me,and all your dreams could come true.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know what a pussy look likes so please face pic or get blocked ....
Not here to Fuck the whole site just a select few so please stop messaging me.....
If I want a single female I will look for one so don't bother messaging me
Sorry but no I don't want to cum in your pussy....I value my health ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's amusing because some (OK, most) of the messages/winks I get from women who I don't already know are from blank profiles. I wonder how far that would get them as guys? To be fair though, they have mostly turned out to be pretty cool so... |
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Status ::: Sorry deleted all my messages , ooopsy please get back in touch. ::: so many messages to get through, be patient ill get back to you . ::: 436 messages in my inbox, girls come on thats ridiculous. Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only here to meet black women with tight pussies. White don't bother messaging me or I hit the blick botton. "
if there is a better typo than this, i have yet to read it.
nearly fell off my chair laughing lol.
i was gonna say, the ubiquitous pics of a fanny with a aerosol can stuck in it, but i actually just looked at a profile with one on it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet hate? Quote the words if you message me bollocks.
Must head the message 'I'm Deluded and Insecure' in all messages to prove you have read my profile.
No.
No I won't."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You must squirt / gush and cum in multiples. As a demand
Pictures - women sitting with measuring jugs filled with fanny juice to demonstrate their squirting / gushing capabilities |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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NO SINGLE WOMEN, NO SINGLE WOMEN, NO SINGLE WOMEN EVER...
incase you can't read NO SINGLE WOMEN.
but I don't block single women as it's fun ranting about about messages from single women
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO SINGLE WOMEN, NO SINGLE WOMEN, NO SINGLE WOMEN EVER...
incase you can't read NO SINGLE WOMEN.
but I don't block single women as it's fun ranting about about messages from single women
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a girl friend and don't meet alone. She'll come alone at first meet to see if you girls are genuine and as good as it says in the tin. If all goes well and you're no time waster thrn me (the male part) will meet after that. Its my rules or nothing. Don't ask otherwise or I hit the block botton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a girl friend and don't meet alone. She'll come alone at first meet to see if you girls are genuine and as good as it says in the tin. If all goes well and you're no time waster thrn me (the male part) will meet after that. Its my rules or nothing. Don't ask otherwise or I hit the block botton. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not into endless ping pung messaging. Just fancy a fuck text. Yes or no ect. if we get along then you come over to mine or me at yours, I fill your holes and leave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had this thought. What if the situation in fab was reversed and there was much more girls than guys. What would be the guys profiles like.
One of things that comes in mind is you find many guys in there profiles saying: your cunt must no more deep than 4" as I like to touch the cervix with my shaft your hole no wider than one inch. "
WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY TO OP!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TOPIC WE HAVE SEEN ON HERE FOR AGES!!! HAD A BLAST READING ALL THE COMMENTS FROM EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY THE SINGLE MEN....POOR MEN!!! YOU DO GET A HARD TIME!!!! BLAU BLAU BLAU  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am a BBM (A big boobed man) so if you're looking for a skiny boned model type then jog on to the next profile. FFS why so many girls get so bitchy when I say thanks but no thanks?!! and they start calling me fat farty ass and all that shit. I was attractive enough to contact me before I said no eh!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would say your tits had to be DD or higher and a shaved cunt lol."
I put the second part of that in my profile already lol. Its not doing me any favours obviously.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say your tits had to be DD or higher and a shaved cunt lol.
I put the second part of that in my profile already lol. Its not doing me any favours obviously. "
lol thought so to, didnt to me either . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only here to meet black women with tight pussies. White don't bother messaging me or I hit the blick botton.
if there is a better typo than this, i have yet to read it.
nearly fell off my chair laughing lol.
i was gonna say, the ubiquitous pics of a fanny with a aerosol can stuck in it, but i actually just looked at a profile with one on it lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know what a pussy looks like girls. So plz stop sending me them. I've seen plenty pussy pics that will last me a life time. Send me instead a face pic. I'd ruther chat to face then a to a fanny! if I like I'll send one in return. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over 300 _iews, 400 messages and it's not even been 5 hours yet since I joined! ... Remember girls I've ran out of messages. Will try and answer as I can.
I actually just cppied that and swaped the word "boys" with girls. lol |
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