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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need some help please.
I left my phone at home whilst out buying a chicken from Tesco.
On returning my partner discovered messages on my phone from women that one could only describe as explicit.
An argument ensued and she's now gone to live at her mums.
My question is: if the chicken is 2kg - how long should I cook it for, and on what heat? She did all the cooking you see.
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over a year ago
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About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees
Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.
Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need some help please.
I left my phone at home whilst out buying a chicken from Tesco.
On returning my partner discovered messages on my phone from women that one could only describe as explicit.
An argument ensued and she's now gone to live at her mums.
My question is: if the chicken is 2kg - how long should I cook it for, and on what heat? She did all the cooking you see.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees
Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.
Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"
I'm going for thirty minutes in the microwave. |
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"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees
Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.
Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"
That sounds so hot! Love it when a woman talks naughty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees
Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.
Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"
i stuff the cavity with quartered limes to keep it moist. no added water needed, doesn't leave a strong flavour in the meat, but nice delicate meat for your delectation. |
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. .fuck the chicken doggy style. or put a dirty pair of your wife dirty knickers over your head they always leave one and sing the john waite song .i ain't missing you at all missing you since you been gone oh no!! .  |
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