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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't wear knickers. 
Ok boxers for the men folk  "
That reminds me,
I got a some new boxers the other day some expensive ones and some stripy slutty ones 
I might have to take some new pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish! Invited out by ppl I'd rather not go out with, and ignored by those I'd thought were friends! 
Time for new friends...  "
Definitely!! Want to follow back to the days off being 1 of the lads, before they all got serious partners who got.miffed that they couldn't go on lads nights, but I could, decided I was after their men n banned their guys from coming out. Women are just too bitchy! Rant over!!  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere "
Oh because you are in Arlington Texas lol |
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ah what a bunch of washouts or maybe its my presence . .anyway I've took 2antidepressants,made a collage on a paper plate to represent blue waffle from the sausage rolls&stilton skewers and gettin the next bus home |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Not wearing any knickers.
And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.
JD later though! 
A
Oh god what are you building "
A hundred odd flower boxes.
Don't ask!
A |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Not wearing any knickers.
And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.
JD later though!
A
Oh god what are you building
A hundred odd flower boxes.
Don't ask!
A"
For her lady ship?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere "
yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party. "
Oh how I miss Seagrams |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party. want me to sneak you a bottle of diagrams???
Oh how I miss Seagrams "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face filthy habit lol
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Have you hidden the JD? |
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"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face "
. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please
Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on  "
Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face . i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance "
Come on then sweet cheeks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face . i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance "
*Shimmies over and belly dances singing heyo heyooo heeeeeyoooooo"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please
Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on
Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it "
Oi that's my dried up chipolata |
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"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face . i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance
Come on then sweet cheeks "
cheers,lets walk like an EEGGYYPPTTIIAANN  x |
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"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please
Blows smoke in diamonds face . i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance
*Shimmies over and belly dances singing heyo heyooo heeeeeyoooooo" "
the three of us are dancing together.like an Egyptian !!! x x X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please
Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on
Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it
Oi that's my dried up chipolata "
Got any dip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please
Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on
Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it
Oi that's my dried up chipolata
Got any dip? "
Oh what the hell..man's mayonnaise? |
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"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?... "
where the fuck have you been theres 3of us dancing like an Egyptian!!! to break the ice so come on dont leave me hanging i need Scottish support we dance different |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere "
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?... where the fuck have you been theres 3of us dancing like an Egyptian!!! to break the ice so come on dont leave me hanging i need Scottish support we dance different "
Erm..naw sunshine, YOU dance different!!! Conga time'!!!!!!!!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please? "
You can have whatever you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want "
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any idea how hard it is to belly dance whilst simultaneously wiping one's chin and choosing another track ... ahhhh the FAB song .. love shack! "
Oooh ooh backcombing furiously! Anybody got hairgrips? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick "
He made me want to be back in the states again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick
He made me want to be back in the states again "
i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick
He made me want to be back in the states again
i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas. "
I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick
He made me want to be back in the states again
i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.
I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,, "
the ft hood vent page on fb makes me laugh so hard i cry sometimes. a friend is a member and it shows in my feed when he posts. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.
Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere
try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.
may i have a Malibu and , please?
You can have whatever you want
why thank you, miss.
what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick
He made me want to be back in the states again
i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.
I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,,
the ft hood vent page on fb makes me laugh so hard i cry sometimes. a friend is a member and it shows in my feed when he posts. "
I had amazing times with the USarmy. So many great memories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before . . .. . .im scared  "
Pull yourself together poppet! I'm not getting the last bus to Auchenshoogle with you if your gonnae be sick!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting.
Come on over cowboy do i need to bring my horse too?? "
just the spurs and stetson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would a 20x beaver stetson meet with your approval ma'am. The spurs mess up the furniture as well as rip the sheets on the bed when I'm tryin to get traction....lol |
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yeeeha! when did the line dancin start? this has been the best life of my night and i love everyone even the guy wi the wibbily wobbley double jointed jaw .!!. lets all hold hands.... . .(dont correct me on the life night bit im floating) |
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"Would a 20x beaver stetson meet with your approval ma'am. The spurs mess up the furniture as well as rip the sheets on the bed when I'm tryin to get traction....lol
A cowboy hat will do lol "
You might be spoilt for choice |
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