"Maybe we need a Fab recruitment campaign 
What would the slogan be?  "
Desperately seeking, fun, fit and funny guys. For the glamorous women of Fab to drool over.
Current applicants will be deleted on the account they've severed their purpose.
FRESH BLOOD FOR THE WOMEN OF FAB
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"Long time since we had some hot totty on here.  "
I have a kettle and a bottle of whiskey is thats all you are after. You would have to find your own lemon though. |
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"I was thinking the same from a male perspective
 yeahbyeah, you need us
Like a hole in my head. us women don't have a sell by date "
You women don't need one, you can clearly tell when the goods are spoilt.  |
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"I was thinking the same from a male perspective
yeahbyeah, you need us
Like a hole in my head. us women don't have a sell by date
You women don't need one, you can clearly tell when the goods are spoilt. "
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"I was thinking the same from a male perspective
yeahbyeah, you need us
Like a hole in my head. us women don't have a sell by date "
Maybe not but you do have a don't eat by date  |
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"I was thinking the same from a male perspective
yeahbyeah, you need us
Like a hole in my head. us women don't have a sell by date Maybe not but you do have a don't eat by date "
isn't it your bedtime?
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"I can see this thread degenerating rapidly  there's only one of me and a gang of has beens
Haha!
Better a has-been than a never-been. even better a sexy lezzy bean that likes cock  "
you mind you don't fall in one of your graves now
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"I can see this thread degenerating rapidly there's only one of me and a gang of has beens
Haha!
Better a has-been than a never-been. there's still time for some of us to shine"
Polish your knockers with brasso. That'll make them shine |
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"I was thinking the same from a male perspective
yeahbyeah, you need us
Like a hole in my head. us women don't have a sell by date for Maybe not but you do have a don't eat by date isn't it your bedtime?
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See . Still trying to get me into bed |
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"I can see this thread degenerating rapidly there's only one of me and a gang of has beens
Haha!
Better a has-been than a never-been. even better a sexy lezzy bean that likes cock you mind you don't fall in one of your graves now
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theyr my second home i go there when i need some me time |
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new 
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on "
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies |
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the dried* out fannies "
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies "
well if we had new talent our fannies would be nice and moist
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies "
It's having to deal with the dried up dicks |
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies well if we had new talent our fannies would be nice and moist
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My hose has no problem getting lady gardens wet |
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies well if we had new talent our fannies would be nice and moist
My hose has no problem getting lady gardens wet "
its probably not as old as you
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies well if we had new talent our fannies would be nice and moist
My hose has no problem getting lady gardens wet its probably not as old as you
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People in glasshouses....
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on
The WD40 is a lubricant it's to help us cope with all the died out fannies well if we had new talent our fannies would be nice and moist
My hose has no problem getting lady gardens wet its probably not as old as you
People in glasshouses....
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told you, its different for women
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"Are you tired of taking the mickey out of us lot already.
You need more bait. Lolplenty of worms on this thread
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That'll be the decaying flesh of us rusty oldies |
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"Shouldn't women use the old ones first before moving onto something new
Nah I like things shiny and new...not ones that need WD40 to get a hard on "
Brilliant!! a new can to use as a measuring device  |
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"I have to say..the guys on the forums are mostly 9's and 10's
I've not been here long enough to find them rusty - yet. ignore em . We are gorgeous she's probably a charity worker
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That's right sympathyshags'r'us is now open |
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"I have to say..the guys on the forums are mostly 9's and 10's
I've not been here long enough to find them rusty - yet. ignore em . We are gorgeous she's probably a charity worker
That's right sympathyshags'r'us is now open "
that could be your new motto
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"Maybe we need a Fab recruitment campaign
What would the slogan be? Desperately seeking, fun, fit and funny guys. For the glamorous women of Fab to drool over.
Current applicants will be deleted on the account they've severed their purpose.
FRESH BLOOD FOR THE WOMEN OF FAB
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I know this thread is tongue in cheek but going off the ratio of men to women on here you can't possibly have exhausted all your options on here. There are still gems to find. Xx |
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"Maybe we need a Fab recruitment campaign
What would the slogan be? Desperately seeking, fun, fit and funny guys. For the glamorous women of Fab to drool over.
Current applicants will be deleted on the account they've severed their purpose.
FRESH BLOOD FOR THE WOMEN OF FAB
I know this thread is tongue in cheek but going off the ratio of men to women on here you can't possibly have exhausted all your options on here. There are still gems to find. Xx"
we want something nice to look at on the forums for a change |
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"I have to say..the guys on the forums are mostly 9's and 10's
I've not been here long enough to find them rusty - yet. ignore em . We are gorgeous she's probably a charity worker
That's right sympathyshags'r'us is now open that could be your new motto
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Thinking of making it my username |
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"Maybe we need a Fab recruitment campaign
What would the slogan be? Desperately seeking, fun, fit and funny guys. For the glamorous women of Fab to drool over.
Current applicants will be deleted on the account they've severed their purpose.
FRESH BLOOD FOR THE WOMEN OF FAB
I know this thread is tongue in cheek but going off the ratio of men to women on here you can't possibly have exhausted all your options on here. There are still gems to find. Xxwe want something nice to look at on the forums for a change "
Charming!! pulls up pants and walks off in a huff. |
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"Maybe we need a Fab recruitment campaign
What would the slogan be? Desperately seeking, fun, fit and funny guys. For the glamorous women of Fab to drool over.
Current applicants will be deleted on the account they've severed their purpose.
FRESH BLOOD FOR THE WOMEN OF FAB
I know this thread is tongue in cheek but going off the ratio of men to women on here you can't possibly have exhausted all your options on here. There are still gems to find. Xxwe want something nice to look at on the forums for a change
Charming!! pulls up pants and walks off in a huff. "
mind the door don't hit your bum on the way out
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