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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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if you were given the opportunity to judge a 'best boobs' contest, what criteria would you judge by? ....and what technique would you employ in said judging considering that you are doing so blindfolded?
having recently experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I'm wondering if the 'judge' did a proper job of it  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"if you were given the opportunity to judge a 'best boobs' contest, what criteria would you judge by? ....and what technique would you employ in said judging considering that you are doing so blindfolded?
having recently experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I'm wondering if the 'judge' did a proper job of it "
Taste, was on the tip of my tongue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you were given the opportunity to judge a 'best boobs' contest, what criteria would you judge by? ....and what technique would you employ in said judging considering that you are doing so blindfolded?
having recently experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I'm wondering if the 'judge' did a proper job of it
Taste, was on the tip of my tongue "
shock! horror! outrage!
the judge didn't taste!  silly man.
then again, considering what was awaiting him at the end of the line, that may have been pretty smart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and what techniques would you use to judge boobs, on bras,lined up for you while you are blindfolded?"
Thats cheating. You may as well say who has the best fitting bra. Or am i taking this too seriously? (Apologies if i am  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and what techniques would you use to judge boobs, on bras,lined up for you while you are blindfolded?
Thats cheating. You may as well say who has the best fitting bra. Or am i taking this too seriously? (Apologies if i am )"
it was in a pub, though a couple of people bared themselves nonetheless. the judge did get a little creative with his gro....erm....judging technique, though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would not give a knack . I lovvvveeeess tits
now tosh, you have to award a prize to one lady. so how would you choose. I'm quite curious here. Would have to spend a long time deliberating "
lol! i imagine you would! he tried, but he was moved along the line by the hostess lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands  "
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. "
I would probably of been open to blackmail |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail "
i will remember that should you be a future judge. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail "
I know you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Entering on a stage wire I'd slip my cock between each pair of breasts and judge depth of penetration to workout diameter using some simple calculus.
I would also use this technique to judge gloveliness. The ability of the breasts to fit round a cock like a glove during a tit wank or fuck.
Then upside down hanging I would test the boobs for jiggliness giving them the two handed jiggle test.
Then using the pen grip I would test the nipples for width, length and erectility (the arousability of a nipple from rest to bullet like)
Finally I would weigh them using the upside down Whayyhay technique
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail "
What bribe would be needed for me to win? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail
What bribe would be needed for me to win? "
Let me buy you dinner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail
A
What bribe would be needed for me to win? "
We would have to discuss the terms and conditions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entering on a stage wire I'd slip my cock between each pair of breasts and judge depth of penetration to workout diameter using some simple calculus.
I would also use this technique to judge gloveliness. The ability of the breasts to fit round a cock like a glove during a tit wank or fuck.
Then upside down hanging I would test the boobs for jiggliness giving them the two handed jiggle test.
Then using the pen grip I would test the nipples for width, length and erectility (the arousability of a nipple from rest to bullet like)
Finally I would weigh them using the upside down Whayyhay technique
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what a thorough judge you would be, lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail
I know you are "
shuuush don't tell em I'm easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speed of Nipple erection,If the button turns into a bullet quickly then the juggs are for me
Gimp"
I'm pretty sure a high percentage of 'bullets' appeared. what then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entering on a stage wire I'd slip my cock between each pair of breasts and judge depth of penetration to workout diameter using some simple calculus.
I would also use this technique to judge gloveliness. The ability of the breasts to fit round a cock like a glove during a tit wank or fuck.
Then upside down hanging I would test the boobs for jiggliness giving them the two handed jiggle test.
Then using the pen grip I would test the nipples for width, length and erectility (the arousability of a nipple from rest to bullet like)
Finally I would weigh them using the upside down Whayyhay technique
what a thorough judge you would be, lmao!"
I don't know about thorough but it would be comical  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail
I know you are shuuush don't tell em I'm easy "
i think 'easy' may be an understatement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you were given the opportunity to judge a 'best boobs' contest, what criteria would you judge by? ....and what technique would you employ in said judging considering that you are doing so blindfolded?
having recently experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I'm wondering if the 'judge' did a proper job of it "
Size, texture, flavour, aerodynamics, critical mass etc etc. or, slap em and see which ones wobble the longest, or even all of these |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm never gonna get a prize....
Well not unless the judge has very small hands
lol many ladies won't hun. the judge can only choose one lady, after all. I would probably of been open to blackmail
A
I know you are shuuush don't tell em I'm easy
i think 'easy' may be an understatement. "
Cheeky mare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grope the boob . Listen for a moan . Winner . Simples
Wanna try it later just to perfect the method
Yes please!"
I've got two you and Toshn can have one each |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entering on a stage wire I'd slip my cock between each pair of breasts and judge depth of penetration to workout diameter using some simple calculus.
I would also use this technique to judge gloveliness. The ability of the breasts to fit round a cock like a glove during a tit wank or fuck.
Then upside down hanging I would test the boobs for jiggliness giving them the two handed jiggle test.
Then using the pen grip I would test the nipples for width, length and erectility (the arousability of a nipple from rest to bullet like)
Finally I would weigh them using the upside down Whayyhay technique
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Where do I sign up for the competition? Not likely do win on erectability but I'll give it a good try Hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you were given the opportunity to judge a 'best boobs' contest, what criteria would you judge by? ....and what technique would you employ in said judging considering that you are doing so blindfolded?
having recently experienced this phenomenon for the first time, I'm wondering if the 'judge' did a proper job of it
Size, texture, flavour, aerodynamics, critical mass etc etc. or, slap em and see which ones wobble the longest, or even all of these "
nearly crying with laughter over this post, too.
I've no idea how the judge would describe the last technique he used. it hasn't, i don't think, been mentioned yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Speed of Nipple erection,If the button turns into a bullet quickly then the juggs are for me
Gimp
I'm pretty sure a high percentage of 'bullets' appeared. what then? "
Yhen it would be a case of who slipped me their room number first....and the winner is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That they are not hairy lol "
and that they're, in fact, boobs. let's just say, hijinks and shenanigans ensued at the end of the comp. one was a set of moobs. one wasn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grope the boob . Listen for a moan . Winner . Simples
Wanna try it later just to perfect the method
Yes please!
I've got two you and Toshn can have one each "
Sounds like a deal to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speed of Nipple erection,If the button turns into a bullet quickly then the juggs are for me
Gimp
I'm pretty sure a high percentage of 'bullets' appeared. what then?
Yhen it would be a case of who slipped me their room number first....and the winner is "
i don't think anyone thought to bribe him. wonder how expensive he would've been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That they are not hairy lol
I was enjoying this until you brought Moobs into the equation  ah now !! If moobs there after . I'm yer man "
Jeeze not according to your pics Phwoar!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That they are not hairy lol
I was enjoying this until you brought Moobs into the equation
I was talking about boobs...trust me I've seen some boobs with hairs on them and on a female "
Eek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That they are not hairy lol
I was enjoying this until you brought Moobs into the equation
I was talking about boobs...trust me I've seen some boobs with hairs on them and on a female "
Bleugh
There are times when a queasy emoticon would be useful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grope the boob . Listen for a moan . Winner . Simples
Wanna try it later just to perfect the method
Yes please!
I've got two you and Toshn can have one each "
And yours are a good mouthfull |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yeah yeah back on topic and off hairy things, please
Good point. When can I test my allocated one boob of yours?!"
that wasn't me that allocated one to you, though it may be negotiable.
cv and covering letter to my inbox. applications close at midnight. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The ultimate test for the perfect boobs must be 'the motorboat test'. "
lol! i think that's a near description of the last technique he used. still not sure what exactlyit tells you about the boobs.....i just thought it was ffunny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeah yeah back on topic and off hairy things, please
Good point. When can I test my allocated one boob of yours?!
that wasn't me that allocated one to you, though it may be negotiable.
cv and covering letter to my inbox. applications close at midnight. "
There is an email in your inbox from about half an hour ago! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Boob judge has entered the building.
Size, weight, bounciness, and above all motorboatability, 
Form a line ladies! "
wondered when you'd show up, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok miss earnmenow, im here. What can i do for you? Would you like to be judged?"
lol! no, mine aren't all that great. they're a Little floppy and stretchmarked from breastfeeding four ravenous munchkins. I'm ok with them though, as they're quite squeezy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok miss earnmenow, im here. What can i do for you? Would you like to be judged?
lol! no, mine aren't all that great. they're a Little floppy and stretchmarked from breastfeeding four ravenous munchkins. I'm ok with them though, as they're quite squeezy. "
Awwwww but plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaase????? Please let me judge them!?!?!! Ill be you best friend! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok miss earnmenow, im here. What can i do for you? Would you like to be judged?
lol! no, mine aren't all that great. they're a Little floppy and stretchmarked from breastfeeding four ravenous munchkins. I'm ok with them though, as they're quite squeezy.
Awwwww but plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaase????? Please let me judge them!?!?!! Ill be you best friend! "
are you going to motorboat them, too? lol. oh, go on then. a little grope night just do them good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok miss earnmenow, im here. What can i do for you? Would you like to be judged?
lol! no, mine aren't all that great. they're a Little floppy and stretchmarked from breastfeeding four ravenous munchkins. I'm ok with them though, as they're quite squeezy.
Awwwww but plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaase????? Please let me judge them!?!?!! Ill be you best friend!
are you going to motorboat them, too? lol. oh, go on then. a little grope night just do them good. "
Oooooooo squeezy!! Very nice. 9.2 from the bolton judge. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok miss earnmenow, im here. What can i do for you? Would you like to be judged?
lol! no, mine aren't all that great. they're a Little floppy and stretchmarked from breastfeeding four ravenous munchkins. I'm ok with them though, as they're quite squeezy.
Awwwww but plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaase????? Please let me judge them!?!?!! Ill be you best friend!
are you going to motorboat them, too? lol. oh, go on then. a little grope night just do them good.
Oooooooo squeezy!! Very nice. 9.2 from the bolton judge. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". . i'd pass and wait for the pussy comp
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now that one i would win looks so innocent with its own wee halo "
all of me looks innocent. looks, however, are very deceiving |
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It would have to be a test of the senses. Did it feel good to the hands? How did the nipples react to some slight teasing? Move in closer and you would get a smell for the boob haha. Taste is a very important one & how the nipple felt against the tip of my tonight. Eyes are blindfolded so unfortunately I would not be able to see them. But then finally the all important listen! How did they sound haha? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It would have to be a test of the senses. Did it feel good to the hands? How did the nipples react to some slight teasing? Move in closer and you would get a smell for the boob haha. Taste is a very important one & how the nipple felt against the tip of my tonight. Eyes are blindfolded so unfortunately I would not be able to see them. But then finally the all important listen! How did they sound haha? "
sound? are you going to thump them like youtest rripe melons? or thwack them together?
or spank them? |
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