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over a year ago
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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my cock!
She asked me what the hell I was doing
So I told her
But apperantly
Warming up your diner was the wrong answer
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little boy at school was really sad
teacher asked him what was wrong.
he said my mum nearly died this morning miss.
teacher said oh no, how did that happen?
little boy replys, dont know how it happened miss, just heard my mum screaming at the top of her voice "oh god, i'm coming, jesus christ, god i'm coming.
and i tell you miss, if my dad had not been on top of her pinning her down, i reckon she'd have gone |
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