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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well there is a difference between being a fabber and a swinger isn't it. Anyway there is this guy who joined fab, put up a cock pick in his avatar, another cock pick publically from a different angle and kept his favourite cock pic private to send with messages. He had all he needs to become a successful pussy conquerer.

He was making an awfull load of effort making the initiative and send a first message with a very fashioned way "Fancy a fuck" with his best cock pic attached to it. He thought that the messages getting deleted and him being blocked was a mistake. What stupid woman wd decline such a generous offer from an open minded guy like him who can show such confidence in character, straight forward and honest ?!! Especially with the gorgious cock he has. Well after a month he realised its not a mistake cause he never got a reply but only deleted and blocked . He never gave up though. He spent another 6 months trying and trying. meanwhile his public pic did get him some offers actually. but not from the right gender. He thought never at first but the more the situation wasn't getting any better the more the temptation of being sucked by another guy was playing in his mind. Till one night in a very horny day he accepted the idea. Well, its not a big deal he has just received a blow job and he wasnt actively looking for men so he is still straight isn't he?!

Another 6 months passed away and he had few meets with guys and a cpl meets of mmm where his butt was licked while fucked the other guy. mean while he never gave up on his original goal he came for to this place and he was persistant in the "fancy a shag" well he did swap from time to time between "fancy a shag and fancy fuck" to see which one gets deleted quicker.

One he discovered the secret of fab and how it works!! It was there in front of him all the time and he never saw it. Actually most girls were giving away the secret in there profile texts but guys dont listen! "Fuck I should've read a bit of some of the girls profiles I was messaging!" He was talking to himself, but now he has the secret : NO ONE LINER FIRST MESSAGE'

It's time to modify the "fancy a shag" thing. He tailored an amazing first message that will never fail to impress this time and sent it away :

"I am David and I've come across your profile but I had to stop and look and read and .... hmmmn perv. It has made me go NOWAY I am gonna pass this girl by. You sound like a very special and sexy woman .... Anyway do you fancy a fuck? "

....

End of the story he became an experienced fabber after 2 years and discovered that he has become gay and no more interested in girls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is the best thing I've read in these forums since joining class an very funny xx

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I enjoyed reading that too!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Entertaining

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By *ucky1Man  over a year ago

a straightjacket

Haha made me chuckle aswell and is probably quite true of a few guys on here.......... well gay and bi lads have told me they give the best blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha that's prob true .....Wonder how many have turned there sabre light over 2 the Bi side lol.

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By *ucky1Man  over a year ago

a straightjacket


"Haha that's prob true .....Wonder how many have turned there sabre light over 2 the Bi side lol. "

Phew, glad I've lost my light sabre now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha that's prob true .....Wonder how many have turned there sabre light over 2 the Bi side lol.

Phew, glad I've lost my light sabre now "

. Hahaha

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

. dont gettin it? is there a morale to the story?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That is the best thing I've read in these forums since joining class an very funny xx "

I wish English was my language I'd have put more style to it. Glad it made you smile guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". dont gettin it? is there a morale to the story?"

Sure there is

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well there is a difference between being a fabber and a swinger isn't it. Anyway there is this guy who joined fab, put up a cock pick in his avatar, another cock pick publically from a different angle and kept his favourite cock pic private to send with messages. He had all he needs to become a successful pussy conquerer.

He was making an awfull load of effort making the initiative and send a first message with a very fashioned way "Fancy a fuck" with his best cock pic attached to it. He thought that the messages getting deleted and him being blocked was a mistake. What stupid woman wd decline such a generous offer from an open minded guy like him who can show such confidence in character, straight forward and honest ?!! Especially with the gorgious cock he has. Well after a month he realised its not a mistake cause he never got a reply but only deleted and blocked . He never gave up though. He spent another 6 months trying and trying. meanwhile his public pic did get him some offers actually. but not from the right gender. He thought never at first but the more the situation wasn't getting any better the more the temptation of being sucked by another guy was playing in his mind. Till one night in a very horny day he accepted the idea. Well, its not a big deal he has just received a blow job and he wasnt actively looking for men so he is still straight isn't he?!

Another 6 months passed away and he had few meets with guys and a cpl meets of mmm where his butt was licked while fucked the other guy. mean while he never gave up on his original goal he came for to this place and he was persistant in the "fancy a shag" well he did swap from time to time between "fancy a shag and fancy fuck" to see which one gets deleted quicker.

One he discovered the secret of fab and how it works!! It was there in front of him all the time and he never saw it. Actually most girls were giving away the secret in there profile texts but guys dont listen! "Fuck I should've read a bit of some of the girls profiles I was messaging!" He was talking to himself, but now he has the secret : NO ONE LINER FIRST MESSAGE'

It's time to modify the "fancy a shag" thing. He tailored an amazing first message that will never fail to impress this time and sent it away :

"I am David and I've come across your profile but I had to stop and look and read and .... hmmmn perv. It has made me go NOWAY I am gonna pass this girl by. You sound like a very special and sexy woman .... Anyway do you fancy a fuck? "

....

End of the story he became an experienced fabber after 2 years and discovered that he has become gay and no more interested in girls.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so fancy a fuck !!!!

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By *uiet confidenceMan  over a year ago

Warrington

Aesop lives...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"so fancy a fuck !!!!"

Attach your fav pussy shot so I can delete and block. Gives me few extrat points in my ego then I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol funny x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hahah glad you got somewhere in the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahah glad you got somewhere in the end "

That wasn't me cheeky

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

so if your gay why pretend your straight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"so if your gay why pretend your straight ? "

Lol how in hell have you concluded I am gay?! I am the straightest guy I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hahah glad you got somewhere in the end

That wasn't me cheeky "

so im glad HE did then - cheeky is good in my book btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahah glad you got somewhere in the end

That wasn't me cheeky

so im glad HE did then - cheeky is good in my book btw "

Cheeky and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hahah glad you got somewhere in the end

That wasn't me cheeky

so im glad HE did then - cheeky is good in my book btw

Cheeky and sexy "

even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"so if your gay why pretend your straight ?

Lol how in hell have you concluded I am gay?! I am the straightest guy I know "

Well I hope I'll stay straight . The gay thing is quiet contagious.

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