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What Would You Say If You Woke Up To The Person under You In Your Bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After a d*unken night out together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully it would be 'wow'

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I misread that. Thought it said 'if you found a person under your bed'.

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

"After a d*unken night out together.

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mmmmmmmmm am I dreaming and would you like to go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I misread that. Thought it said 'if you found a person under your bed'.

lol I had to read it twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are not getting paid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are not getting paid "
you were supposed to sleep on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are not getting paid you were supposed to sleep on the sofa

that was fun whose for a bacon roll?

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By *obbynickinhoustonCouple over a year ago

Cincinnati

I hope my wife had as much fun with your husband as I had with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a d*unken night out together.

But I don't know who is under me until after I have posted. Is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After a d*unken night out together.

But I don't know who is under me until after I have posted. Is it just me?"
its a bit like a blind date , lol

over and under

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did we have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what are you in for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what are you in for

Be a dear , go do the washing up,

They reply there is none

I reply there will be after you made breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what are you in for

Be a dear , go do the washing up,

They reply there is none

I reply there will be after you made breakfast "

Whilst breakfast is cooking, how about a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not you again

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By *an and wifeyCouple over a year ago

n lincs

It's my turn to play with the twins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Sisters hot can i have her number

Gimp

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Im never drinking again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I misread that. Thought it said 'if you found a person under your bed'.

Lmao me to!! I was gonna say what a freak!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So now I have to hope there's someone sexy below me......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So now I have to hope there's someone sexy below me......

Hard Luck

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So now I have to hope there's someone sexy below me......

Hard Luck

Gimp"

Sorry, did I forget to untie you!?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Yes please

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Bacon sarnie? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice star

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Nice star"
don't forget to leave me peices of eight

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"After a d*unken night out together.

But I don't know who is under me until after I have posted. Is it just me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

make us a cup of coffee

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"After a d*unken night out together.

But I don't know who is under me until after I have posted. Is it just me?

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wow .. lovely lady in red .. in my bed .. lovely rear .. glad its so near xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These threads are so pointless when people start quoting

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Your turn to get on top.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wanna watch some Columbo?

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Get off me, columbo is on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i shudder to think but we see lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Who's house is this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's house is this

Hopefully mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my and I thought it was just a dream.... turns out it was... a nightmare!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my and I thought it was just a dream.... turns out it was... a nightmare!!!!

I'd better go n get another 12 pack!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my and I thought it was just a dream.... turns out it was... a nightmare!!!!

I'd better go n get another 12 pack!!

You could get us some 'memory bleach' while your out shopping... thanks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you didn't mind me squirting so much?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope you didn't mind me squirting so much?!?!

Could've waited for me to come out of the bathroom though.

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Let's get stuck in

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I see the rohypnol's worn off .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's get stuck in "

I fear I have made a grave mistake.

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Wow we would only kick you out of bed so we could shag on the floor

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Who's house is this

Hopefully mine

Thank god for that!!

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Can I 69 u

On top or below u decide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know who's underneath me until I've posted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope you didn't mind me squirting so much?!?!

Could've waited for me to come out of the bathroom though. "

Sorry but,You couldn't expect me to not play whilst I waited for you?? youre gorgeous!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

BBW4WHO - I can explain everything...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBW4WHO - I can explain everything...

This should be interesting.......!!!!

Great tits btw, makes my 42H chest feel inadequate!!!!xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where the fuck did your titz go? i swore you had some last night lol

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Erm id say "morning"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash your feet ( in jest because we slept top and tails). It was definitely top and tails, OK.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say can we have a cuppa and a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say can we have a cuppa and a cuddle?

Round two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say can we have a cuppa and a cuddle?

Round two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say can we have a cuppa and a cuddle?

Round two

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg i died and went to heaven

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By *exymatcplMan over a year ago

doncaster

Was it good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg i died and went to heaven"

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By *hooter McGavinMan over a year ago

Exeter

Well I think we should go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say can we have a cuppa and a cuddle?

Round two

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same again?

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By *uper_gMan over a year ago

london

Ya sister was better!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was that as good for you

Chick x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should hope so.

Now hold on it's going to be a bumpy ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got the keys to these handcuffs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did you fit through that window?

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

what a surprise and you live so close

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

where are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"where are you "

Look down - You're sat on my face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a bit more?

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Luv to go again

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Luv to go again "

Again, again, again

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cutie....Its the one UNDER you....so get the hell outta my bed!!!! lol

Id be asking them their name....then telling them to go put kettle on

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's my arse not yours. Leave the friggin thing alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's my arse not yours. Leave the friggin thing alone. "

I thought it was 2 pillows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I squashing you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow was not a dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow was not a dream "

Where's the bike and leathers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sick of wanking

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Where u keep the paracetamols ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where u keep the paracetamols ??

Get that ass up in the air,again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breakfast is served!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not the person from Walsall I wanted to wake up with. However you're an excellent chef.

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

mmmmmmmmmmmm *running my hands over that body

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am not feeling this who is it , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Round 2 lol

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

where did you come from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow x"

Holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus Christ, you wet the bed? Is that faeces too?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow x

Holy fuck

Spread em

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm

Let me get you out of those wet clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It must be sunny outside eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh shit wrong bed!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where has everyone else gone

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

stay a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt.Id be too busy shitting myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yum

You've still got that wet shirt on, let me.

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Don't forget your boxers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crumbs x

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello! "

hello

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By *eedelightsWoman over a year ago

London

"Hello!

hello

Have we a duvet big enough to cover the miles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello!

hello

Have we a duvet big enough to cover the miles?

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it you who conducts all those surveys???

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

hello would you be interested in new double glazing then cos I surpose a fuck is out of the question

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

ask for an invite to his party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ask for an invite to his party "

May I move to York?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eeeeeek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ask for an invite to his party

May I move to York?"

Will you stop hiding under my bed. If I catch you here again I'll ring your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ask for an invite to his party

May I move to York?

Will you stop hiding under my bed. If I catch you here again I'll ring your mum."

She's at Morrison's and not answering her phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"eeeeeek

You make it. I always make it.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

do it again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"do it again

That's all I've got

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

at least try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"at least try

Ok ok! Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which sister are you? X

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Suck on this bitch !

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

where did you come from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Rohypnol must have worked lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little bit rapey, but I think it's meant in jest. I feel a bit groggy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breakfast in bed? Here I am. ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get the chocolate spread

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I'll get the chocolate spread

Watch where you're spreading that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Prefer the stuff with nuts!!..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little bit rapey, but I think it's meant in jest. I feel a bit groggy."

Definitely meant in jest lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little bit rapey, but I think it's meant in jest. I feel a bit groggy.

Definitely meant in jest lol"

I'm very pleased to hear it. Could you get me a cup of tea please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh hello. erectjim I presume?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did we end up in America???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a d*unken night out together.

mmmmmmmmm am I dreaming and would you like to go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did we end up in America???

Wild night but since you're here you want to go see the alamo?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

i should actually be sleeping but i felt weird then i remembered that i forgot to take my medication so i guess Thats why im either on top of you or your on top of me i cant remember but this has happened before so i think they wil be kicking in soon and this wil all be a dream . . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Huh? Whatcha say? Im still a little d*unk

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

stay calm its not you its me . .

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

who are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goooooood morning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow was not a dream

Where's the bike and leathers "

You want to see my bike and leathers lol

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By *ingerbicky69Woman over a year ago

EXETER

Can you have a look for some porn while your under there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm mmmm, just mmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you have a look for some porn while your under there."

Help yourself - I'll be busy down here.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

have we met before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have we met before

Yes we have - i'll never forget a beauty like you.

Come here for a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have we met before

Yes we have - i'll never forget a beauty like you.

Come here for a cuddle.

No more sambuca's for me

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

oh very nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh very nice

I hope it was great

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

i think it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think it was

This will.be even better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I'll be buggered!!

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

your a big boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was I good.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want untying??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Round 2?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Followed by round 3,4,5,6, and 7

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Pass it on to the next one !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning, do you want breakfast or a taxi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I use your deodorant please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sod off the tank is empty and i want some kip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would appear that I'm sleeping with a lot men lately.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

What the fuck happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swear you felt bigger last night!

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Have you got a sister ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ERM......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well im sorry if i kept you up all night.. my snoring is bad these days

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