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over a year ago
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Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i put conkers on every room when they first fall off the trees - apparently the spiders dont like conker oil - not had any spiders for the last two years (odd teeny one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read somewhere that they don't like the smell of spearmint. I bought some essential oil and put a few drops in a spray and use it as air freshner. Haven't seen any for a while (tho maybe a coincidence). Also heard they dont like conkers. |
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I've got a spray called no more spiders and that what the main ingredient chestnut oils.and i just give it a skoosh round the outside of windows and doors and vents ..its not a 100%but do see less .i hate the bastards ....had to stalk and kill a big fucker just last night. .was the size of a dinner plate (exaggeration) the cunt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now "
The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were.....   |
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I have trained all of my house spiders how to drill holes through Horse Chestnut tree seeds, thread them with pieces of string with knots in one end and go to battle.
It can be quite entertaining if you have the patience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awwww....I love spiders...amazing creatures they are...have a tattoo of one clutching my heart in fact
Done kill it if you see it again pls? Trap it and throw it out or you can buy plug in electronic devices that repel them somehow...no idea how but apparently they work...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were..... "
Would rather have other bugs ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can we have the measurements of said spider in relation to a errrrrrr sky remote? just so we get the perspective  "
It was the size of a lynx can
Massive |
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were..... "
. i think i killed that big bas last night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww....I love spiders...amazing creatures they are...have a tattoo of one clutching my heart in fact
Done kill it if you see it again pls? Trap it and throw it out or you can buy plug in electronic devices that repel them somehow...no idea how but apparently they work......"
No it has to die
I need a plug in
Ahhhhhh it's still downstairs somewhere hiding ready to pop up tomorrow and scare me and my kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm currently hunting spiders, I want some closeup pics..like most creepy crawlies, I find them fascinating... thankfully its spring and they are now coming out more YaY |
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over a year ago
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"Live in a log house.huge spiders everywhere.love them.1 HUGE 1 fell in bath this eve wen I was in it.must hav beem on wall or ceilling.just picked up n put on floor"
I would die |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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arrrrrgggggghhhhhh......!!!!
I tried the conker thing, the big fooker I had ran from the fireplace & skipped over my conker collection positively smiling as she went... |
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"Live in a log house.huge spiders everywhere.love them.1 HUGE 1 fell in bath this eve wen I was in it.must hav beem on wall or ceilling.just picked up n put on floor"
.a cold shiver just went down my spine .i think i have them as much because i stayed with a woman that nearly gave me a heart attack every time she seen one with her screams .i know they cant do me any harm and its not logical but if i see one in my house i cant sleep till its dead. i cant take the easy option and let it go or it will come back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were.....
Would rather have other bugs !"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm currently hunting spiders, I want some closeup pics..like most creepy crawlies, I find them fascinating... thankfully its spring and they are now coming out more YaY"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazes me how many ppl get so wound up over spiders! Not me, when they get huge I put them outside, but I'd much rather hav a few spiders around, than any more mosquitoes! Last few mosquitoe bites iv had have been horrendous!! My two yr old loves spiders, we have both versions of Charlotte Web, and she handles a friends tarantulas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"arrrrrgggggghhhhhh......!!!!
I tried the conker thing, the big fooker I had ran from the fireplace & skipped over my conker collection positively smiling as she went... "
They like fireplace,s thats where ours go. |
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when i bought the spray called no""more spiders" the shop keeper said "aye its good stuff it keeps them away but doesnt harm them " . i said do you do any stuff that does or even better kills them? . .im mentioning the spray called no more"no more spiders" just incase the maker of "no more spiders " wants to give me free stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are people so afraid of spiders?"
its a primal thing...some of us arent as evolved as we think, spiders,snakes..strike fear into us as they may be venomous...
a general repulsion to invertebrates of many types is probably more a western issue...weirdly we seem to accept the sea fairing ones more readily... |
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now "
Let the spider bite you, if its a radioactive one it could give you special powers and tomorrow you could wake up as Spider-woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now
Let the spider bite you, if its a radioactive one it could give you special powers and tomorrow you could wake up as Spider-woman. "
thats actually a tampon string sticking out her fanny...not websilk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Amazes me how many ppl get so wound up over spiders! Not me, when they get huge I put them outside, but I'd much rather hav a few spiders around, than any more mosquitoes! Last few mosquitoe bites iv had have been horrendous!! My two yr old loves spiders, we have both versions of Charlotte Web, and she handles a friends tarantulas! "
Shining example of teaching her no fear there most fears are learned through family or peers so good on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now "
I did read somewhere that the only time spiders come out and about is when they are looking to mate
Kin horny spiders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
Most massive spider in my front room
Went to get with shoe
Was so big it dropped
And
I have lost it
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg
Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house
Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow
Can't sit on sofa no more now
I did read somewhere that the only time spiders come out and about is when they are looking to mate
Kin horny spiders "
no they only come out to lay eggs in peoples brains..have u noticed u dont have many about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine  "
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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if you find it get your vac out,suck it up,then suck something up like cat litter,that knocks it out,then sellotape the end of the vac up and wait for someone to come along who isn't frightened of spiders to empty the vac,thats what I do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept "
I think he/she just had a hairy nose |
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"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept
I think he/she just had a hairy nose"
no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept
I think he/she just had a hairy nose no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead "
and it did say they died in 1888 u graveyard sicko |
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"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept
I think he/she just had a hairy nose no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead
and it did say they died in 1888 u graveyard sicko "
. . the bells the bells  |
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?"
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out... "
Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not. |
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...
Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not."
I could say chase me, but you have to find me first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...
Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not."
made me think of an episode of celebrity juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...
Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not.
I could say chase me, but you have to find me first "
Stop flirting with me for goodness sakes and help Angel with her spider. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gey jeyes fluid mix with water go round the outside of house on brick work stops all crawling insects they hate it !!!"
jeyes fluid also stops neighbours fucking cats using yard as toilet. |
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?
I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...
Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not.
I could say chase me, but you have to find me first
Stop flirting with me for goodness sakes and help Angel with her spider. "
Nah, this is much more fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They get everywhere iv seen them when iv been 30 feet up ladders crawling along buildings i dont kill them at home i catch them put them out most of the time but had one i could never catch it was good size but never got any flys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tonight I was lying on my belly doing a Code Word puzzle and a cheeky sized spider walked across the page.I lifted my arm up and brought it down at I reckon at 200mph and flattened the bastard. I know spiders are good for getting rid of flies and such like in the flat,but it was pure reponse to the shock of it suddenly appearing.May you rest in peace Mr Spider I hope you haven't left a large family behind that are going to starve to death because of my big girls blouse reaction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am the same as you Librtine,it was just the shock of it that caused my reaction.The amount of money spiders that have crawled over my face and body.I just lift them up by the web and move them elsewhere. |
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"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer
Would prefer flies !!
Would you like to unzip mine
How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?"
hahahaha... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They get everywhere iv seen them when iv been 30 feet up ladders crawling along buildings i dont kill them at home i catch them put them out most of the time but had one i could never catch it was good size but never got any flys "
With around 8 legs and 8 or more eyes she,d got a head start over you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love 'hysterical about tiny teeny creature' threads. Being the person forever rescuing them from murderous shoe bearers it's hard not to giggle when someone is screaming 'fucking get it out' about something that they're 500 times bigger than.
A guy in my old office once inadvertently said 'oh shit' down the phone to a custiomer when a bee was sitting about 6 feet away on a windowsill.
He looked at me so pleadingly to sort out the situation.
And the mouse once was all out on top of desk hysteria. Except me cos I'm not remotely scared of em.
Good luck with your wee beastie.....I hope it leaves home before it's executed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love 'hysterical about tiny teeny creature' threads. Being the person forever rescuing them from murderous shoe bearers it's hard not to giggle when someone is screaming 'fucking get it out' about something that they're 500 times bigger than.
A guy in my old office once inadvertently said 'oh shit' down the phone to a custiomer when a bee was sitting about 6 feet away on a windowsill.
He looked at me so pleadingly to sort out the situation.
And the mouse once was all out on top of desk hysteria. Except me cos I'm not remotely scared of em.
Good luck with your wee beastie.....I hope it leaves home before it's executed."
agreed they are one of god creatures imagine if for instance elephants started smacking us over our heads with their shoes everytime you saw one at a safari park, zoo or in the wild, thats all we are doing, capture it and let it free. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The latest on the spider
It's still hiding
My toddler is excited
Hopes it's a tarantula
Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school "
arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper |
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"The latest on the spider
It's still hiding
My toddler is excited
Hopes it's a tarantula
Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school
arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper "
Gonna put my onesie and wellies on
And sit and watch and wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The latest on the spider
It's still hiding
My toddler is excited
Hopes it's a tarantula
Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school
arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper
Gonna put my onesie and wellies on
And sit and watch and wait "
i wonder if david attenborough puts his onesie and wellies on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They hate citronella, if you place a few drops of it around the window sills or skirting boards it stops them coming in. Im like you ( D) hate the buggers and scream like mad for P to kill them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The latest on the spider
It's still hiding
My toddler is excited
Hopes it's a tarantula
Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school
arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper
Gonna put my onesie and wellies on
And sit and watch and wait "
I'm pleased to learn that Boris the spider is still with us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In our Conservatory we have A regular spider in there the web gets in the way a Bit sometimes but I don,t mind that but If a butterflie go,s in there The Spider Won,t differentiate between that and a fly Luckily up to now I have been able to release any butterflies going in there I once saw the spider over power a wasp once Quite a feat that unsure if the spider Naturally knows there was a killer sting There certainly for the Spider any way..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found it
In the stairs
No it wasn't a different one
It was absolutely the same one that went missing and I squished it with frozen cd case "
It's a sad day, sad face. RIP Boris. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a spider. It's tiny and utterly harmless. It's not like there's a hungry lion in your house. I find if you just ignore them they disappear eventually. "
Noooooooo
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hope its bigger mummy comes and sits on ya face in the night.
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