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What Would You Say If You Woke Up To The Person Above You In Your Bed?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a d*unken night out and in your bed .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a d*unken night out and in your bed .."
Shiver mi timbers! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"After a d*unken night out and in your bed ..
Shiver mi timbers! "
Arrr, prepare to be boarded  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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woohoo |
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"After a d*unken night out and in your bed ..
Shiver mi timbers!
Arrr, prepare to be boarded "
OMG, i must have left my front door open, but happy to meet ya ! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was it as good for you as it was me.... Ruby
Ps... Nice arse mmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a d*unken night out and in your bed ..
Shiver mi timbers!
Arrr, prepare to be boarded "
My pirate pun isn't going to make any sense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it as good for you as it was me.... Ruby
Ps... Nice arse mmmmmmm"
Lmao far too slow on that one |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Knockers or what ?"
Mine are or what, but they are pretty good though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it as good for you as it was me.... Ruby
Ps... Nice arse mmmmmmm
Lmao far too slow on that one"
Can I have my cock back please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knockers or what ?"
I'd rather have coffee thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knockers or what ?
Mine are or what, but they are pretty good though "
So sorry, i thought you were the bouncy castle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello  "
Bye.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello "
Fancy seeing you here. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breakfast? |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wondered who was snoring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
Fancy seeing you here. Lol"
That was some gang bang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooooooooooo fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
Fancy seeing you here. Lol
That was some gang bang."
Hello cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't remember drinking that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That was out of this world . lol I remember nothing . lol |
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How the fuck does one enforce a restraining order ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was out of this world . lol I remember nothing . lol "
I have enough memories for the 2 of us. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was out of this world . lol I remember nothing . lol
I have enough memories for the 2 of us. how about 3 , lol "
Tanks for the mammaries. With respect. |
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Mmmm can we have sober sex now although last night was amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmm can we have sober sex now although last night was amazing "
stop the world I wanna stay here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmm can we have sober sex now although last night was amazing
stop the world I wanna stay here "
So it was you who broke the bed, and the lampshade, and killed the cat .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmmm can we have sober sex now although last night was amazing "
well I like that , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmm can we have sober sex now although last night was amazing
stop the world I wanna stay here "
Get breakfast on then.......
After more nookie |
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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Make us a a cuppa luv n then we'll get down to it |
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what are you waiting for? get in there!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Or go shop for us n get the papers lol |
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"After a d*unken night out and in your bed .."
mmmmmmmmm do you want to go again for round 2 |
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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Don't we all lol never satisfied always hungry for more lol |
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"Are you from the bailiffs? "
wow!!!! would suffice I think x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !"
Where the fuck's Wroxham? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?"
That bum is need of a slap!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought I had died anf gone to heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?
That bum is need of a slap! "
What the hell took you so long?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?
That bum is need of a slap!
What the hell took you so long? "
whooo hooo lets settle down for a natter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say "three in a bed? Mmmm." |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
You making the coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?
That bum is need of a slap!
What the hell took you so long?
whooo hooo lets settle down for a natter "
No sleep for me then?? Can you keep the crash bang wallops down to a dull roar!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?
That bum is need of a slap!
What the hell took you so long?
whooo hooo lets settle down for a natter
No sleep for me then?? Can you keep the crash bang wallops down to a dull roar! "
I've met the Fockers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many sugars ?
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You're sweet enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lucky me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many sugars ?
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No sugar, I'm sweet enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Move that bum out of my face!
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
You look different in the day light TinaTitz....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank u guys, whens next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop hogging the covers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Move closer I'm cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh FUCK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice boxers you can get them off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning gorgeous |
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The cat is due a a feed any minute now - be a good chap and do the honours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh shit wrong room sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh shit wrong room sorry "
Be a good lad and go out the kettle on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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O I say morning. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning, hope my snoring didn't wake you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning, hope my snoring didn't wake you"
Yes it fooking did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I'll put you down for a hundred at £12.72 per unit and we'll see how it goes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please can you stay another night your pussi taste so sweet.Keisha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ffs i hope i was dreaming.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are never drinking again !"
Fancy a hair of the dog to start us off again. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That didnt feel like mmf x |
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"That didnt feel like mmf x"
I'm going to need my toolkit back !
I'm going to work now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You weren't wrong when you said you had the moves like Jagger.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm young man..... Hope i taught u a thing or two !
Where the fuck's Wroxham?"
on the norfolk broads nr norwich |
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By *ammyTV/TS
over a year ago
manchester |
Well that was different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That didnt feel like mmf x"
You felt very very good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm getting d*unk more often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You may want to button up your shirt. People may get the wrong idea you know.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass the chicken "
No.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do it again "
This is becoming a bit of a habit |
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"do it again "
Oh bugger that broke my back before morning rule lol
D x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do it again
Oh bugger that broke my back before morning rule lol
D x "
Bingo!!! I'll go make coffee, you and hotpiece try and jog my memory when I get back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do it again
Oh bugger that broke my back before morning rule lol
D x
Bingo!!! I'll go make coffee, you and hotpiece try and jog my memory when I get back "
Result! |
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"do it again
Oh bugger that broke my back before morning rule lol
D x
Bingo!!! I'll go make coffee, you and hotpiece try and jog my memory when I get back
Result!"
Turn over hun....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christmas has come early |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn over hun....
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Oh hellooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why are we top an tail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How the hell did that happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How the hell did that happen "
In a bed and the little one said roll over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How the hell did that happen
In a bed and the little one said roll over "
Oops 3 in the bed and the little one said !!! Roll over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning I got that Friday feeling x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How the hell did that happen
In a bed and the little one said roll over
Oops 3 in the bed and the little one said !!! Roll over "
3 in the same bed and the fella said roll on top please |
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"Does your wife know ?"
Crikey - Am I in heaven? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steve - go and get breakfast x |
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Fuck me how much did I drink lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have we met before "
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry. |
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"have we met before
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry. "
What the hell was I drinking last night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have we met before
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry.
What the hell was I drinking last night "
ok mate at least I'm 10000% sure nothing happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have we met before
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry.
What the hell was I drinking last night
ok mate at least I'm 10000% sure nothing happened"
Its ok I know nothing happened because I was inbetween you all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have we met before
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry.
What the hell was I drinking last night
ok mate at least I'm 10000% sure nothing happened
Its ok I know nothing happened because I was inbetween you all night "
stay a while longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh you're a naughty twosome aren't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have we met before
I won't forget that weekend in a hurry.
What the hell was I drinking last night
ok mate at least I'm 10000% sure nothing happened
Its ok I know nothing happened because I was inbetween you all night stay a while longer "
Only a while - I want to keep you here all day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope ta god i was the rooster and you were the chicken lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're not so shy are you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not so shy are you "
Not any more thanks for the lesson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the fuck!!!!! |
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"good morning "
Aren't I a lucky fellow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning "
How the fuck did I get to York? |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"good morning "
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you drug me and really do that? I liked it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you "
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
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Sorry, that was me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
Sorry, that was me "
Room for one more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
Sorry, that was me "
Don't think you're going anywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
Sorry, that was me "
I must still be dreaming. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
Sorry, that was me "
She made me do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good morning
Why's the bed so wet, did I forget to untie you
Where did all these welts on my arse come from??
Sorry, that was me
Room for one more "
Now that's an arse that needs a good hiding as us northerners say.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
You made my cookie soggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So we finally meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope we can do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope we can do it again "
You bend over while I get the lube and my strap on. |
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"Hope we can do it again
You bend over while I get the lube and my strap on. "
After breakfast can we dp my wife again ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope we can do it again
You bend over while I get the lube and my strap on.
After breakfast can we dp my wife again ??"
I would say can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must have taken a wrong left turn on the way home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must have taken a wrong left turn on the way home "
were glad you got lost |
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
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Wow what a night. Oh my god you really are here - I was not dreaming after all!! |
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By *rben112Man
over a year ago
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How much rohypnol was in that beer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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bloody hell I wish mine was that big
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bore da cariad. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much rohypnol was in that beer?"
Would you kindly go stand over there so I can fully appreciate your behind in all it's majesty.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da cariad. Xx"
Gizza kiss you x |
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By *ug247Man
over a year ago
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That's never happened to me before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da cariad. Xx
Gizza kiss you x"
Mwah. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da cariad. Xx
Gizza kiss you x
Mwah. Xx "
Morning get kettle on love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da cariad. Xx
Gizza kiss you x
Mwah. Xx "
Please stay a bit longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did we have sex last night?!! Cause if we didn't then lest get d*unk again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 02/05/14 16:18:06] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 02/05/14 16:18:06]"
You can have your tie back now. My wrists are sore |
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