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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Since there are a few heated debates going at the moment, how about something a little more lighthearted?
Bad taste jokes?
Oh, now I remember. The last thread of bad taste jokes did not turn out very lighthearted.
Oh, Ok. How about names for a pet hamster (but only if it is Halal meat, of course. Or not).
Oh, darn, shall I just ask if it is OK to mess around when you are married? If you are a footballer earning lots of money. With a Sky remote as an avatar, obviously. And a profile saying that you are straight. With verifications from males.
Nah. I would prefer some jokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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jokes are good, however, bad taste jokes are on my normal radar, so for me to brand them as bad taste, they have to be REALLY bad, and would probably get me at least a time out, if not a goodbye, dont let the door smack ya on the arse before we lock it lol
so, im out... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"jokes are good, however, bad taste jokes are on my normal radar, so for me to brand them as bad taste, they have to be REALLY bad, and would probably get me at least a time out, if not a goodbye, dont let the door smack ya on the arse before we lock it lol
so, im out..."
Go on, live dangerously. There is some very archaic stuff going on elsewhere in the forums. Surely a bit of extreme humour is permitted? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so 
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!! "
You see. I am glad that folk can still laugh! I think I spent too long following serious threads on here. I got too involved. I should just have had sex. Much simpler. Thanks for the bad taste joke. Yes, it was in bad taste. Yes, it made me smile. |
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"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!
You see. I am glad that folk can still laugh! I think I spent too long following serious threads on here. I got too involved. I should just have had sex. Much simpler. Thanks for the bad taste joke. Yes, it was in bad taste. Yes, it made me smile."
Your welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think Oscar Pistourus will have a leg to stand on in court. "
Too old. That was out months ago. But it is wrong of me when I havent even tried. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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problem is, humour is predicated by location.
a funny joke about a plane crash or earthquake the other side of the world, is more acceptable than, say, a joke about the london bombings.
as long as it has nothing directly to do with you or yours, then its funny, otherwise its off limits.
except to me, and thats why i will not be joining in lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sorry for this one, read it on here the other day and sorry, found it funny, here goes,
if bob and paula had named peaches, pickles instead, would she have had a longer shelf life  "
You should be ashamed. Benefit scroungers and bleedin' foreigners. Etc Etc. Nigel Farage. And Muslims. And that sort of thing. I will have you know that I once liked a Boomtown Rats song and that I find this sort of humour insensitive and hurttful. |
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"sorry for this one, read it on here the other day and sorry, found it funny, here goes,
if bob and paula had named peaches, pickles instead, would she have had a longer shelf life
You should be ashamed. Benefit scroungers and bleedin' foreigners. Etc Etc. Nigel Farage. And Muslims. And that sort of thing. I will have you know that I once liked a Boomtown Rats song and that I find this sort of humour insensitive and hurttful."
sowwy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me...
That's my fave ever bad taste joke and no celebs were libelled in the making of this joke  "
Rolling on floor laughing my flipping arse off!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder those things are usually abbreviated. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me...
That's my fave ever bad taste joke and no celebs were libelled in the making of this joke "
That is so insensitive. I knew a dead person. You wouldn't make that joke if you knew a dead person. Or a benefit scrounger. Or if you read the Mail. Honestly, I despair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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South korean captain of a boat was question about the reason his boat sunk. He said its a fucking plane thats caused it and there japenese people on top. One called flo-ting and other so-kin-wet |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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A couple from an incedent just before Xmas and with apologies for those who had reletives of firends involved.
Staff wanted for popular Glasgow bar. Must be able to work a rotor.
I went to a bar in Glasgow the other night. Nice place but I thought the ceiling fan was a bit OTT. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A couple from an incedent just before Xmas and with apologies for those who had reletives of firends involved.
Staff wanted for popular Glasgow bar. Must be able to work a rotor.
I went to a bar in Glasgow the other night. Nice place but I thought the ceiling fan was a bit OTT."
You sick uncaring person. How could you? |
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"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!! "
C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!
C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else."
Oh fekk ...... I laughed, I'm going to stand in the corner (not by the door though) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I got this one the day after the Derrick Bird shootings back in 2010 (I drove past 2 of the dead on the way home from work that day...)
What's the quickest way to get to Scotland?
Shoot through Cumbria...
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Bad taste, but it did put a wry grin on my face...we Brits do have a bloody sick sense of humour and the speed that the jokes appear is amazing |
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"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!
C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else.
Oh fekk ...... I laughed, I'm going to stand in the corner (not by the door though) "
Me too I'll join you in the corner! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whats the difference between a zit and a priest?
at least a zit waits til you're a teenager before it comes on your face  "
I vote that as the sickest one so far. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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I heard that the Oscar Pistorious incident started as a row over interior decorating , he wanted a new bathroom door but she was dead against it ...
Has that one been told yet ?
Jo xxx |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"South korean captain of a boat was question about the reason his boat sunk. He said its a fucking plane thats caused it and there japenese people on top. One called flo-ting and other so-kin-wet"
I heard the accident happened because when the boat went round a blind corner and someone had left a fucking great plane there .... |
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