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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put a whole Sunday roast in the oven.................yep, you guessed it..........forgot to turn the fecking oven on.............as homer famously says,
DOH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I talk to myself.
It's supposed to be a conversation with my son but in actuality it's me talking, him nodding and then walking away, only for me to notice he has his earbuds in and connected to music on his mobile in his pocket.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it serves me right, I used to be a litter bug, one day I was driving down the M6 and I let my window down, picked up what I thought was an empty cigarette packet off the passenger seat and threw my wallet out the window |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"it serves me right, I used to be a litter bug, one day I was driving down the M6 and I let my window down, picked up what I thought was an empty cigarette packet off the passenger seat and threw my wallet out the window"
Good! I'm tolerant of a lot of things but littering, especially from cars, is not one of them.
I saw people in a car throwing rubbish from the window at a traffic light once and posted it back through the open window.
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"Put the box of Shreddies in the door of the fridge this morning, and I poured the water from the kettle into the coffee cannister rather than the cup  "
Ouch, lol!!! I made a nice cup of hot water yesterday..........distinct lack of teabag!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My OH forgets he has glasses on his head and puts another pair on his eyes!"
I do that a lot, once put sunglasses on and discovered I had two pair of glasses on top of my head, used to ask my kid where's mummy's glasses have you seen them and he'd ask me to bend down so he could look on top of my head for them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like rice
Stopped eating rice pudding when i realised what I was eating
Sam aged 10  "
I know someone who did exactly the same but @ the age of 38  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!
I sometimes go up stairs and forget what I went up there for
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Sign of old age lol |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I grew up in a small village and one summer's day when I was about 16 walked to the shop a mile away from my house in cut-off shorts and a bikini top. It wasn't until I got home that I realised my left boob had popped out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!
How do you know?  "
Coz im left standing there thinking what the hell am i looking for lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to my car after work and muttered to myself that I really need to wash my car more often as it was really filthy. I only realise it wasn't my car when I went to put the key in the door and saw a child seat in the back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I smoked, I was out with some girlfriends, and needed a fag, took a "fag" out and lit it, burnt my fucking eyebrows off...its was a tampon!!!!  "
How did I miss this post?... |
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