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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.  "
i thought it was about rumpole of the bailey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course. "
What qualifications do you have?...
Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...
Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself....  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.
What qualifications do you have?...
Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...
Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself.... "
I have a disclaimer, not my problem. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Me please Miss ."
Hmmmmmmmmmm, cheeky minx, smells of real ale, peachy bum.....be careful of wearing opened toed shoes in a public house,due to wobbly table legs that might squish your tootsies....
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"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.
What qualifications do you have?...
Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...
Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself.... "
Ah, there you are. I wanted one of your online courses from the other thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Femme just for giggles do mine....  You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.
This course sounds expensive...
I ordered 1 of your courses on the other thread  "
haha which one?.. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Here is mine "
You are partial to rock, and admire the female form immensely so much so I see a meet very soon that may change the way you view the world, and you will develop a need for coloured tweezy things. |
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"Femme just for giggles do mine.... You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.
This course sounds expensive...
I ordered 1 of your courses on the other thread
haha which one?.."
Online Training  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too "
You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty. "
That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.
That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself...... "
I'm more bothered when I'm not alone that I might snap a banjo string |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.
That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself......
I'm more bothered when I'm not alone that I might snap a banjo string "
Do you play the banjo as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also can you pretict my future arses too please  Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now Doomed to meet some very sexy men in the next month or so..... "
That's awesome !!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also can you pretict my future arses too please Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now
I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm... "
Is that called a footing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also can you pretict my future arses too please Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now
I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...
Is that called a footing "
Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't play this cos I will get people saying my bum is disgusting and I should photo shop the spots off. On the bright side a few pens and you could have fun seeing what pictures emerge when you join spots up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also can you pretict my future arses too please Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now
I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...
Is that called a footing
Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!! I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol "
Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh go on then bumystical one predict my future "
You are in a mushy mood at the moment, the shape of your buttocks predicts less drama in your life and a lot more fun and games.....and you fart a lot as well.... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I only got my bum out for a rump reading, how disappointing."
You have a short stylee buttock on the left side, you go round in circles constantly, especially with your choice in football teams....you are constipated. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Also can you pretict my future arses too please Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now
I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...
Is that called a footing
Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!! I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol
Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that? "
Same way you will injure your banjo string..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only got my bum out for a rump reading, how disappointing.You have a short stylee buttock on the left side, you go round in circles constantly, especially with your choice in football teams....you are constipated. "
You're pretty good at this, thank you very much, I'm no longer disappointed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also can you pretict my future arses too please Oh you are doomed!
Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now
I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...
Is that called a footing
Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!! I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol
Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that? Same way you will injure your banjo string..... "
Ah well I hope she'll be worth it when it happens
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