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What would your profile smell of?
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"Woman " What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid.  | |||
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"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection. " Your false tan will run.... | |||
"Woman What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid. "excuse me, day three. What smell would describe warm and soft and cuddly | |||
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"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection. Your false tan will run.... "Cheeky feck! Never used fake tan in my life
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"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection. Your false tan will run....
Cheeky feck! Never used fake tan in my life
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"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff? "you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks | |||
"Woman What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid. excuse me, day three.
What smell would describe warm and soft and cuddly
"Femmefatale smell. | |||
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"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?
you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks "Be still my beating heart!  | |||
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Mine would smell of....thunderstorms and seaside ozone. A fresh, tangy smell. Enticing... | |||
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"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! " Awwwwwww how are the babies? | |||
"All sorts of shit.. "Smelly fucker, wash your arse with Jeyes Fluid. | |||
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"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?
you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks
Be still my beating heart! "i know i am a silver tongued devil xx | |||
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"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies?" Doing well thankyou, greedy little buggers! All eyes open now, 2 are 14 days old, 1 9 days old, but he's the piggy and catching up the others, it's still a risky business, but my hopes are starting to creep up a little that they will all make it.x | |||
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"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies? Doing well thankyou, greedy little buggers! All eyes open now, 2 are 14 days old, 1 9 days old, but he's the piggy and catching up the others, it's still a risky business, but my hopes are starting to creep up a little that they will all make it.x "You deserve a medal, its not easy I have done it, keep us posted....xxx | |||
"Chinese food ""mmm yummy yummy....but what kind of chinese food?? mine would be special fried rice and lemon duck mmmm lol. and my profile would smell of Lavender " | |||
"Cherry blossom and sunshine "Are you polishing shoes outside? | |||
"Cherry blossom and sunshine "are you quoting song lyrics | |||
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"Vanilla " what is it with vanilla xx | |||
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"That after sex smell " that really is the best ever smell! | |||
"Lush massage bar "mmm just used the almond butter love lush | |||
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"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies? Doing well thankyou, greedy little buggers! All eyes open now, 2 are 14 days old, 1 9 days old, but he's the piggy and catching up the others, it's still a risky business, but my hopes are starting to creep up a little that they will all make it.x "Hard work.,. Admirable... Good luck xx | |||
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"yoghurt,iv got thrush "that was ajoke | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush "What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... | |||
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"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... "weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingy | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingy"The lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? "kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent "You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. "what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure  | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure "Cif is creamy its says so on the advert.... | |||
"Soap and glory moisturiser that I've just covered myself in "I love that stuff! Lotion for every day, body butter when needed. Their foot lotion is lush too. Santa was good to me this year, I'm still working through a hamper of goodies. | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure Cif is creamy its says so on the advert.... "cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale  | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure Cif is creamy its says so on the advert.... cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale "I always get those two mixed up! | |||
"yoghurt,iv got thrush What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush.... weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it? kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif. what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure Cif is creamy its says so on the advert.... cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale I always get those two mixed up! "femme whatever you do just ring me if you get thrush | |||
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"Lavender, mints, germolene with a hint of bleach.. "ah your just teasing me | |||
"Lavender, mints, germolene with a hint of bleach.. ah your just teasing me "I am...it really smells of wet dog....  | |||
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Gimp | |||
"Bullshit
Gimp"I'm an innocent party Thankyou very.much
Her | |||
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"Happiness at the min. Usually the bitter stench of fear and rejection that has probably already been mentioned. " Positivity is good! | |||
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Over hear in Texas everything is big lol
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"Capri sun- Orange and Tropical Fruit "I'd have thought that yours would smell of custard. | |||
