we've all had them, whats your worst.
Mine went like this.
Got chatty to a fine woman, going well, arranged a meet so the chat got around to likes and dislikes of sex, particulary oral. I could and would like to go down on you for hours i said.
"Come back when you've learnt to do it properly" 
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we've all had them, whats your worst.
Mine went like this.
Got chatty to a fine woman, going well, arranged a meet so the chat got around to likes and dislikes of sex, particulary oral. I could and would like to go down on you for hours i said.
"Come back when you've learnt to do it properly"
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I use to have that one as my status comment on my profile lol |
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over a year ago
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"when i asked if we could have sex while the breakfast eggs were boiling, she came back with
"that's a soft boiled egg for your breakfast then" !!!!!"
nice one  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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i said to a female my god you are stunning.she said, my god ,you are just like my dad.later on, she came over to talk to me,i said, you said, i am just like your dad.she said yes, ,but ive already shagged him.no shagging.but the nicest put down ive ever had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest i don't use them.
They cheapen the user to me. Or to be exact , show their true value.
They are graceless and cuntish.
Just stick me on the unpopular thread for thinking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your Citizen's Fertility Casket was unlocked too early and you emerged into a world for which you were not prepared, but your fellow incubatees slumbered on and were allowed to develop, and one of them turned into Gordon Brown!
(ok its a bit long but I could have used that once or twice on these here forums lol) |
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" Do I like your cock?.....it's ok I suppose, does it come in Adult size?"
"If you had twice the brains you have now....you would still be a halfwit"
"Is that your own brain....or are you running it in for an idiot?"
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In a non-swinging situation I actually said to a women…
“What on Earth makes you think I want to fuck you?”
She was one of these, ‘I’m so gorgeous everyone wants me’ types. I guess the line that has already been mentioned could used with a slight modification…
“I’d like to fuck you in the arse but you head is in the way” |
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