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By *ong-legged-diva OP TV/TS over a year ago

Fleetwood

A simple game to lighten the mood. Take a well known proverb or phrase and give an alternative meaning for it.

To get the ball rolling:

A stitch in time saves nine - for a woman with eight children!

Now come on people, make me laugh!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Two in the bush is better than one in the hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rolling stone ends up all wrinkly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Where there's a will .. There's a wheel brace!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old chinese proverb

man who goes to bed with a itchy bum wakes up.next morning with a smelly finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed - write another two hundred messages and maybe someone will reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The penis mightier than the sword

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Better to light a candle than curse not find the condom

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 29/04/14 16:39:34]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bird in the hand is better than cocksnot up your fartpipe

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A bird in the hand is better than cocksnot up your fartpipe"
lol!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Don't bite the cock that ' feeds' you

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

A bird in the hand does it on your wrist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man with his hands in his pockets feels Cocky all day xx

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

er fool me twice more fool you?

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

You can talk about hunting Bison.

You can dream about hunting Bison.

But until you've been Bison hunting, how the fuck do you know to stay away!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

dont count you chickens before the shit hits the fan?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

where theres a will

theres a queue of relatives

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

er fool me once shame on me fool me twice square go cuntyballs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a bird shits on your car, you probably shouldn't invite her out again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nothing sucks seeds like a budgie with no teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The penis mightier than the sword

The penis meatier than the sword

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By *yphoon1Man over a year ago

"A bird in the hand is better than cocksnot up your fartpipe"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a bird shits on your car, you probably shouldn't invite her out again. "

bludey funny pepes

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