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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might have the odd cheeky chop 
There is enough meat on me to feed a rugby team "
That puts a whole different meaning to the rugby expression "feeding a scrum". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a Stephen King short story about a surgeon stranded on a desert island, with his saws, some firewood and an appetite. He eats parts of himself to survive.  "
Oooh goody which bits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a Stephen King short story about a surgeon stranded on a desert island, with his saws, some firewood and an appetite. He eats parts of himself to survive. "
pretty sure i've read that one |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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". it tastes like pork 
I really hope you are not suggesting you have eaten human...as that is cannibalisim
maybe he should have said 'apparently' i was munchied we call it Canaboidism   "
Bloody spelling police I'll munch you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eek not after last time. You get invited to the WI to share ideas and four collapse and die as you do your celebrity chef bit. They asked me what I made of it all and I suggested casserole. ... well they were old |
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