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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wouldn't it be good if fab closed during these stupidly small hours?

That way I could sleep instead of thumbing through the profiles of similar perverted insomniacs.

Whilst closed Fab could be replenishing it's shelves with even more pests and potential stalkers. They could even do some painting - tidy the place up a bit.

One sheep. Two sheep.

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

Three sheep four

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I thought you were working?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleeping on the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought you were working?

Just got home.

My job has an end point you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sleeping on the job

Same as my sex life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought you were working?

Just got home.

My job has an end point you know

Seems like mine stretches out forever in front of me...job that is...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I prefer to count cocks , sheep are sooooo boring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I prefer to count cocks , sheep are sooooo boring!

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

And then what would us perverted insomniacs do when we cant sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twiddle thumbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And then what would us perverted insomniacs do when we cant sleep?"

Calpol for me x

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nope, definitely wouldn't be good.

What else would assist me with forgetting to go to bed as well as this place does?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good point vv, a choice between this or angry birds...........no contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good point vv, a choice between this or angry birds...........no contest

There's more angry birds on here.

Boom boom.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Who else can I tell I've been out?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Who else can I tell I've been out?

You're always out. Dorty stopoot, you!

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By *ichelle 2014Woman over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

"And then what would us perverted insomniacs do when we cant sleep?"

Each other

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Who else can I tell I've been out?

You're always out. Dorty stopoot, you!

I'm not always out.

But I have been tonight!

And with some rather fine totty.

OP, as one of the perverted insomniacs may I issue my gratitude for your pics.

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