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over a year ago
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I look at Viking River Cruising adverts and think
Mnmm yes, that looks good 
By the way, snuggled up on settee with mrnotts, fire roaring and my favourite cardi  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And your morning orange juice becomes
Morning "prune" juice....... eeek  "
I like prune juice.
I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?
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"I look at Viking River Cruising adverts and think
Mnmm yes, that looks good
By the way, snuggled up on settee with mrnotts, fire roaring and my favourite cardi "
Are you sucking Werthers Originals ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And your morning orange juice becomes
Morning "prune" juice....... eeek
I like prune juice.
I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?
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Oh hello. I've heard that line before 
Was it Morse? - no
Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!
Or was it Tales of the Unexpected 
Erm no. None of the above.
That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough
I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And your morning orange juice becomes
Morning "prune" juice....... eeek
I like prune juice.
I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?
Oh hello. I've heard that line before
Was it Morse? - no
Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!
Or was it Tales of the Unexpected
Erm no. None of the above.
That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough
I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being "
I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And your morning orange juice becomes
Morning "prune" juice....... eeek
I like prune juice.
I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?
Oh hello. I've heard that line before
Was it Morse? - no
Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!
Or was it Tales of the Unexpected
Erm no. None of the above.
That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough
I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being
I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan. "
So you need to head to the estate agents or the local geriatric ward
Changing subject slightly... Do we need pensions if we are going to work till we drop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you think they do dominos ? And no I don't mean pizza 
In my mind it's backgammon and bridge."
If I thought for one minute we'd meet couples like you, I'd be on www dot book me that cruise dot com, in a flash!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan.
So you need to head to the estate agents or the local geriatric ward
Changing subject slightly... Do we need pensions if we are going to work till we drop "
A good point. Now that you can get it all as a lump sum you could use it for a River Cruise.
My fall back plan is to sell my home and move to Pity Me. |
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