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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can blow up a balloon so that it looks like a penis  I can blow up a penis so it looks like a balloon  fancy acfuck
Are you asking the balloon?
get you little miss tiny waist
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It's all got to go somewhere and it turns out that it goes up to your armpits and down to your hips in a ring of fat.
I did have a message telling me that two bald men are trying to escape from my dress.
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"I can blow up a balloon so that it looks like a penis fancy a fuck
I prefer to make lurrrvvve to a beautiful woman such as yourself "
I'd have to shag you and and tosh on a Wednesday. Did you know you can live in one of those retirement bungalows at 50 lol
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over a year ago
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"I can blow up a balloon so that it looks like a penis fancy a fuck
I prefer to make lurrrvvve to a beautiful woman such as yourself I'd have to shag you and and tosh on a Wednesday. Did you know you can live in one of those retirement bungalows at 50 lol
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True story. A mate of mine once worked as a sales agent for a company building and selling retirement bungalows.
When one couple were on a view and asked why the patio doors were so wide he remarked "Oh, that's so they can back the hearses in."
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I don't want to live in a bungalow, I want a Stannah Stairlift 