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over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...  "
only if you can identify it as 50 ies wallpaper |
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper... "
nah don't torture yourself... Your as old as the wallpaper you feel? Hum... Something wrong there...  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol"
He IS very in touch with his feminine side, hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol"
Have been caleed an old woman a few times... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times... "
Called |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called"
Having a moment dear??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
nah don't torture yourself... Your as old as the wallpaper you feel? Hum... Something wrong there... "
Might be the sticky stuff that keeps things in place lol  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called"
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Having a moment dear???"
Oi bugger orf before I set the Dog on ya...Bloody kids taking the pee outta me...  |
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here! "
not many though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here!
not many though "
Did someone call for an older woman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here!
not many though
Did someone call for an older woman? "
Well you look dam hot and some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here!
not many though
Did someone call for an older woman?
Well you look dam hot and some "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Did someone call for an older woman?
I don't know, can we just assume I did, and go from there? 
In the spirit of the recent election - you didn't say no!
*starts car*"
*revs her engine*
I'm willing to meet halfway, in the spirit of entente cordiale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Your our of luck some there is farrrrrrr older than you on here!
not many though
Did someone call for an older woman?
Well you look dam hot and some
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You don't look a day over 21 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper... "
Ya know ya gettin old when you admire the hanging baskets out side the pub |
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper... Ya know ya gettin old when you admire the hanging baskets out side the pub "
as opposed to hanging what outside the pub? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Having a moment dear???
Oi bugger orf before I set the Dog on ya...Bloody kids taking the pee outta me... "
HEY just cos we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well i still only feel 21
You only feel 21 what?
21 stiff salutes?
But it's finding 21 stiff ones that can salute"
yes- that is a good one - shall we look amongst those who show the genuine appreciation of the more mature sophisticated woman? |
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Having a moment dear???
Oi bugger orf before I set the Dog on ya...Bloody kids taking the pee outta me...
HEY just cos we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up "
I'll grow up when they put me in my coffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must be getting old cos when I was looking at someones pictures all I could think was what nice wallpaper...
Your not getting old your just turning into a woman lol
Have been caleed an old woman a few times...
Called
Having a moment dear???
Oi bugger orf before I set the Dog on ya...Bloody kids taking the pee outta me...
HEY just cos we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up
I'll grow up when they put me in my coffin "
me too, the y-shaped one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Conversation with a younger colleague at work today:
Me: Why has the manufacturer of a component changed it from a glass bottle to a plastic bag?
Colleague: As far as I am aware, it has always come in plastic bags.
Me: Eh, hmmmm, not when I started working back in 1988.
This made me realised I have been around for a lot longer than her! |
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"Conversation with a younger colleague at work today:
Me: Why has the manufacturer of a component changed it from a glass bottle to a plastic bag?
Colleague: As far as I am aware, it has always come in plastic bags.
Me: Eh, hmmmm, not when I started working back in 1988.
This made me realised I have been around for a lot longer than her! "
No hun, you just had more experience, hurrah for the experienced woman, what would the world do without us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you know your getting old.when youve got to go into the kitchen, three times,just to put the kettle on. "
yes but knowing you, you will be distracted by "other things" so you have an excuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No hun, you just had more experience, hurrah for the experienced woman, what would the world do without us"
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Awwww, thanks for that! I too should think positively! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!"
two of my girlfriends have young men to play with.
One is 47 and has a 25year old,
T'other is 46 and has her 27 year old.
They arent swingers, but both been married and now out to play - and say all the blokes their own age are fat, ugly, bald with no teeth, lol
They wanna see some of the sights on here then eh
heehehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!"
Interestingly - and I cannot fathom this... there are sooo many nice intelligent young blokes on here who want the slightly older woman. I am beginning to think we might lower our age range a little bit to accommodate them - not because of the alleged performance ratings but because they are polite and respectful. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!"
Your still a spring chicken though |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
two of my girlfriends have young men to play with.
One is 47 and has a 25year old,
T'other is 46 and has her 27 year old.
They arent swingers, but both been married and now out to play - and say all the blokes their own age are fat, ugly, bald with no teeth, lol
They wanna see some of the sights on here then eh
heehehehehehe"
NO teeth??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though "
always thought you were highly intellectual..... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual....."
Nope i dig holes for a living |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Interestingly - and I cannot fathom this... there are sooo many nice intelligent young blokes on here who want the slightly older woman. I am beginning to think we might lower our age range a little bit to accommodate them - not because of the alleged performance ratings but because they are polite and respectful. "
that is so true too! and one of the reasons i dont deal with the older guys with their "fancy a fuck, dont waste my time, yes or no will suffice" attitudes. that and they're so much more fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual.....
Nope i dig holes for a living "
you can dig mine when im 99.5 and not getting any any more... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual.....
Nope i dig holes for a living
you can dig mine when im 99.5 and not getting any any more..."
Hi luv got a bit of tarmac spare. We can do your drive for a pony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual.....
Nope i dig holes for a living
you can dig mine when im 99.5 and not getting any any more...
Hi luv got a bit of tarmac spare. We can do your drive for a pony "
i'm not ready to go under yet! i can still get wet all by myself...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you know your getting old.when youve got to go into the kitchen, three times,just to put the kettle on.
yes but knowing you, you will be distracted by "other things" so you have an excuse
true,we still like to get hot in the kitchen. 
OMG I can feel the steam - all the way down here..
im afraid at my age,that may not be steam.
hey as long as it is hot and suckable?
wheres that bloody room.
we were on our way to he kitchen
see yous in two mins.put the kettle on. "
lol we are going round in circles - that way we will never ever get to....
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drink fine Scottish tea lol xxx |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual.....
Nope i dig holes for a living
you can dig mine when im 99.5 and not getting any any more...
Hi luv got a bit of tarmac spare. We can do your drive for a pony
i'm not ready to go under yet! i can still get wet all by myself...!!"
Good job really as i haven't a clue how to lay tarmac. My laying skills are on other areas |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
two of my girlfriends have young men to play with.
One is 47 and has a 25year old,
T'other is 46 and has her 27 year old.
They arent swingers, but both been married and now out to play - and say all the blokes their own age are fat, ugly, bald with no teeth, lol
They wanna see some of the sights on here then eh
heehehehehehe
NO teeth?? "
its not good is it |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
two of my girlfriends have young men to play with.
One is 47 and has a 25year old,
T'other is 46 and has her 27 year old.
They arent swingers, but both been married and now out to play - and say all the blokes their own age are fat, ugly, bald with no teeth, lol
They wanna see some of the sights on here then eh
heehehehehehe
NO teeth??
its not good is it "
its ok if ya have fixadent or polyfilla  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing wrong with growing old!
older i get the hornier i get....and fortunately most of the fit 21 yr olds on here will sleep with anything up to the age of 99...just hope i dont reach hundred or the drought may kill me!
Your still a spring chicken though
always thought you were highly intellectual.....
Nope i dig holes for a living
you can dig mine when im 99.5 and not getting any any more...
Hi luv got a bit of tarmac spare. We can do your drive for a pony
i'm not ready to go under yet! i can still get wet all by myself...!!
Good job really as i haven't a clue how to lay tarmac. My laying skills are on other areas "
play to your strengths i say |
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