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Please leave abuse and laughter at my idiocy below....ta guys... | |||
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 Its not funny . I would never laugh | |||
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"Is that a toothpick in your pocket.... or are you just pleased to see me.... "maybe he keeps his teeth in his pocket lol | |||
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".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . . "Just what I was thinking, ha ha | |||
".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . .
Just what I was thinking, ha ha "Me too, ohh what a tasty snack | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?" Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... | |||
".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . . "You saw it here first! | |||
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"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up "As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up....... | |||
"Have you had your tetanus shots? " Shouldn't that be testanus shots? | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...." .im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me  | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...." . . legend. | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... .im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me "And apparently I can't spell either.....ffs.....this thread has done me no favours eh....should have just shut up about the whole prick in the teste thing I think..... | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... .im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me
And apparently I can't spell either.....ffs.....this thread has done me no favours eh....should have just shut up about the whole prick in the teste thing I think....."you're fine its just the kind "hanging ham slices in the toaster".that got me . . . .thanks | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...." Why were you hanging ham slices in the toaster?  | |||
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"I have a vision of olives on sticks now "Never going to be able to drink martini again now.....which is kinda handy cos I don't really like it....some good may come of this after all.....silver linings and all that | |||
"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket? Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... Why were you hanging ham slices in the toaster? "I had fried them and was keeping them warm while I cooked my eggs...saves pans or dirtying the grill you see and you get evertything hot at once..... | |||
" Its not funny . I would never laugh "I believe you millions wouldn't......... | |||
"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up
As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up......."oh goody lol free of you at last  xx | |||
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"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up
As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up.......
oh goody lol free of you at last xx "Oh god I know......it was all that living in each others pockets love....I'll be here for little charlotte of course but I think we've run our course darling...let's leaveit before we become to bitter to be decent patents still ok? I'll go see the solicitor on Monday.....thanks for all the good times wifey xxxxxxx | |||
"its the only way to kill a vampire testicle" Oooh....I feel a fourth blade movie coming on.... | |||
