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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I just bought a new wall light from B&Q..

The shop assistant says, "will you be putting this up yourself?".

I said, "no, it's going in the lounge.".

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

lol

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Some poor young girl thought I was being pervy the other day......I was loading the food onto the belt at the supermarket and I accidently knocked some sideways and tapped the girl in front on the bum with them.

I then said to her " sorry love, it wasn't me it was my sausage" the look on her face was priceless while I went bright red...it was a good job it wasn't Mr R who said it, he might have been arrested !!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Some poor young girl thought I was being pervy the other day......I was loading the food onto the belt at the supermarket and I accidently knocked some sideways and tapped the girl in front on the bum with them.

I then said to her " sorry love, it wasn't me it was my sausage" the look on her face was priceless while I went bright red...it was a good job it wasn't Mr R who said it, he might have been arrested !!"

i know just what yer saying, it'll be a long time before i go back to tesco's in keswick

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I bought a payg mobile yesterday from my local supermarket

The young man behind the counter was so cute, under 25 I guess, with a cute smile and lovely dimples

He asked me "what can I get for you" as I ogled the mobiles on display.

I smiled and said "you ask a lady like me a question like that and expect a clean answer?"

Of course by then I had lowered my eyes to his crotch

He went such a crimson shade of red it was so amusing

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I bought a payg mobile yesterday from my local supermarket

He asked me "what can I get for you" as I ogled the mobiles on display.

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why waste words " on yer back" wouldve sufficed, no?

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