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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please vote from the following list for next weeks rant. And there's no AV system here, just vote for one please.*
Cost of weddings/funerals.
Petrol stations and associated behaviour.
Why Seagulls are bastards.
The Wrong Trousers.
Jodie's Magical Mystery Rant
*no guarantees to the quality or length of the tirade will be made and any expectations therof are kind of your own problem. In the event of a tie I'll do what I fucking well want. Any offence caused to persons living or dead is entirely in keeping with my reputation and artistic license. By voting you are legally obliged to be my bitch and back onto it whenever I summon you. Subject to status, credit check and internal examination by a small team of experts. I may just get bored and go off and have a wank anyway.
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Can I vote for the wrong trousers?
As I think the others could be a little predictable...seagulls dumping on ya chips....service stations over priced dirty places etc.
Don't get me wrong id love to see them get the full treatment but I can't guess at where the wrong trousers could go.
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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see im tempted by seagulls,but I want to now what the wrong trousers is about,and cost of funerals,and don't get me started on cost of weddings,petrol stations erm nah,oh go on then o will go for Seagulls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please vote from the following list for next weeks rant. And there's no AV system here, just vote for one please.*
Cost of weddings/funerals.
Petrol stations and associated behaviour.
Why Seagulls are bastards.
The Wrong Trousers.
Jodie's Magical Mystery Rant
*no guarantees to the quality or length of the tirade will be made and any expectations therof are kind of your own problem. In the event of a tie I'll do what I fucking well want. Any offence caused to persons living or dead is entirely in keeping with my reputation and artistic license. By voting you are legally obliged to be my bitch and back onto it whenever I summon you. Subject to status, credit check and internal examination by a small team of experts. I may just get bored and go off and have a wank anyway.
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I have a worrying feeling one day one of the rants might involve me ... coming soon me thinks - in the meantime can I request the magical mystery one please   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Flock of seagulls once had a good song out . Sorry I digress 
If I had a photograph of you-ou-ou-ou
Something to remind me..."
yeah thats the one . I could not think of it xx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
This jodie isn't really a vote,more a suggestion.
It would be madness to restrict your rant potential to one subject,what a waste.
So rather than jodies rant,as voted by you the viewers.
You could have,
jodies rant of the day,
All the rants,less restrictions,and daily,
good eh.;-)
You could even have a wee jingle.
It's jodie,yes jodie jodie jodies,rant of the day.
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Failing that,I'm voting for the wrong trousers rant.
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dirty bird, the seagull I mean not me 
