"Oooh tourist sex, that sounds interesting, hope the packages are large and satisfying with no short cummings lol"
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go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx  "
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash.....  xx |
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By *ig badMan
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"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
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Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time 
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today |
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"...........................echo.................xx
go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash..... xx"
what have you sucked a load up your chuff?! Um... I best come up and remove your vulva ash straight away it's your mons pubis that's the problem... It needs to erupt and like some pressure out?! And a spunky flush afterwards would leave your laughter flow gushing...
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"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today "
nah... it's tea time... Unless your a toff and then I guess it's dinner? Oh er?!  |
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By *ig badMan
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Up North :-) |
"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today
nah... it's tea time... Unless your a toff and then I guess it's dinner? Oh er?! "
Bread and drip here and a cup o char. Nowt posh past Watford tha knows |
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"...........................echo.................xx
go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash..... xx
what have you sucked a load up your chuff?! Um... I best come up and remove your vulva ash straight away it's your mons pubis that's the problem... It needs to erupt and like some pressure out?! And a spunky flush afterwards would leave your laughter flow gushing...
"
its ok i got a pressure washer!! less embarrasing!! xx |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"...........................echo.................xx
go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash..... xx
what have you sucked a load up your chuff?! Um... I best come up and remove your vulva ash straight away it's your mons pubis that's the problem... It needs to erupt and like some pressure out?! And a spunky flush afterwards would leave your laughter flow gushing...
its ok i got a pressure washer!! less embarrasing!! xx"
You brave woman! I caught mi toe with mine last year It hurts!!  |
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"...........................echo.................xx
go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash..... xx
what have you sucked a load up your chuff?! Um... I best come up and remove your vulva ash
straight away it's your mons pubis that's the problem... It needs to erupt and like some pressure out?! And a spunky flush afterwards would leave your laughter flow gushing...
its ok i got a pressure washer!! less embarrasing!! xx"
um.... Nice... Pressure washer insertion porn thingy going on in my mind now... My mind wanders you know... and many wonder about my mind... so when can I book some B&B at yours...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...........................echo.................xx
go on let me have tourist sex with you... Do you do package deals?! Xxx
sorry all been cancelled due to volcanic ash..... xx
what have you sucked a load up your chuff?! Um... I best come up and remove your vulva ash
straight away it's your mons pubis that's the problem... It needs to erupt and like some pressure out?! And a spunky flush afterwards would leave your laughter flow gushing...
its ok i got a pressure washer!! less embarrasing!! xx
um.... Nice... Pressure washer insertion porn thingy going on in my mind now... My mind wanders you know... and many wonder about my mind... so when can I book some B&B at yours... "
i think its too little to be let out unsupervised!! xx |
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"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today
nah... it's tea time... Unless your a toff and then I guess it's dinner? Oh er?!
Bread and drip here and a cup o char. Nowt posh past Watford tha knows "
and thats just the women lol
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today
nah... it's tea time... Unless your a toff and then I guess it's dinner? Oh er?!
Bread and drip here and a cup o char. Nowt posh past Watford tha knows
and thats just the women lol
"
If ya offer a bint a bit of sausage in Bradford they will snap at it Well they used to in cloud nine |
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"It's goes quiet in here at teatime... HELLOOOOO!!!! hellooooo!! helloooo!
Did you hear that echo... Um...
Thought it was just us northerners who called it tea time
As for quiet in here lol it doesn't look like it today
nah... it's tea time... Unless your a toff and then I guess it's dinner? Oh er?!
Bread and drip here and a cup o char. Nowt posh past Watford tha knows
and thats just the women lol
If ya offer a bint a bit of sausage in Bradford they will snap at it Well they used to in cloud nine "
Cloud Nine, jeez, memories
i never did find that blonde wig i lost |
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