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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....
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The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.
The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit. |
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"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.
The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."
How odd, I thought that was the Russians sent their smallest drill bit to the UK and we sent it back with a hole drilled through one of the spirals.
There is a supernova shining 100 billion times brighter than the sun as it's light has been magnified by a galaxy. |
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"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.
The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit.
How odd, I thought that was the Russians sent their smallest drill bit to the UK and we sent it back with a hole drilled through one of the spirals.
There is a supernova shining 100 billion times brighter than the sun as it's light has been magnified by a galaxy. "
Hmmmm. I will put that drill bit tale down as an urban myth for now methinks. |
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"If you walk the last 2 miles home in bare feet.. You get blisters   "
You do ! And if you fall in a ditch as well , you twist yr ankle. Not that I've ever done that after a few vodkas of course !  |
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"If you walk the last 2 miles home in bare feet.. You get blisters
You do ! And if you fall in a ditch as well , you twist yr ankle. Not that I've ever done that after a few vodkas of course ! "
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Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.
The Russians took a pencil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Early in a Honey Bee Queen’s life, she makes several mating flights and can mate with more than 40 drones. When a queen flies by, the males mob her, deposit their sperm, and then subsequently die.
Sounds like AbFabs on a Friday night  |
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"Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.
The Russians took a pencil. "
Useless information coming right up!
This is an urban myth as the graphite in pencils interferes with the sensitive electronics on space vehicles. Pencils were therefore deemed too dangerous to take into space, hence the billions of dollars spent in pens that would not kill all the astronauts created by a private contractor and sold to NASA for $2.95 each  |
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"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.
The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."
incorrect, it was actually sent to the national physic laboratory in teddington |
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By (user no longer on site)
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25% of Americans still believe the sun revolves around the moon.
and there is a religious sect in the US that believes the earth is no more than 6000 years old |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.
The Russians took a pencil.
Useless information coming right up!
This is an urban myth as the graphite in pencils interferes with the sensitive electronics on space vehicles. Pencils were therefore deemed too dangerous to take into space, hence the billions of dollars spent in pens that would not kill all the astronauts created by a private contractor and sold to NASA for $2.95 each "
Any chance then i can move this post to the 'ministry for dangerous mis-information' and apologise? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The strongest muscle in the body is the Tongue!
Our eyes are the same size from birth, our ears and noses never stop growing "
Neither does the hair growth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Henry ford announced the first fords were available in any colour as long as it's black"
Actually that's an urban myth. The first Ford's were available in blue and Green, black wasn't even an option until a few years into production. |
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" Hello
This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
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I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments  |
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i was born on the seventh minute
of the seventh hour
on the seventh of the month
on the seventh month. . .
my lucky number is seventh 
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and im not a populist or a member of a political party wanting to take the popular line . .or is that a populist? . im not anyway. .. . .  |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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" Hello
This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....
I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments "
Oh please tell me more 
Do these tests involve us both getting naked? |
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The Victorians used to put bits of root Ginger into carriage horses arses to make the lift their tails in a fashionable manner, they also used it as a punishment for errant house maids and the such... It's a fetish called figging |
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the saying 'A cock and bull story' originated in Stony Straford, Buckinghamshire.
Travellers on the main road through the town (Watling Street) were regarded as a great source of current news from remote parts of the country, news which would be imparted in the town's two main pubs, The Cock and The Bull. The two pubs rapidly developed a rivalry as to which could furnish the most outlandish travellers' tales, hence the saying. |
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The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.
Source: American Heritage of Invention & Technology, Winter 2000
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By (user no longer on site)
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Charles haughey Presented Margarette Thatcher with a teapot on a state visit once ! In a winding way of telling her place should be in the home!
Relations were not great at this point |
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" Hello
This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....
I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments
Oh please tell me more
Do these tests involve us both getting naked? "
Naturally  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.
The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."
Pmsl |
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"the only time the FA Cup has been won by a non English team was in 1927 when Cardiff beat Arsenal 1-0
How many of the Cardiff team were Welsh?"
3 Welshman
3 Scots
1 Irishman
4 English
Meanwhile Arsenal had
2 Welshmen
1 Scot
8 English |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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" Hello
This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....
I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments
Oh please tell me more
Do these tests involve us both getting naked?
Naturally "
Ummm and ice cream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb "
Not true Im afraid. It's used to judge grain in the milling trade. |
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
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Potatoes were illegal in France between 1748 and 1772. if you got caught eating a packet of crisps they would cut your ball off
well the first part is true but the second part depends on what flavour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
Not true Im afraid. It's used to judge grain in the milling trade. "
I've heard the one about beating your wife before. But I've just done a Google and everyone seems to offer a different explanation. |
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" Hello
This is the useless information department.
Please submit a piece of useless information.
This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....
I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments
Oh please tell me more
Do these tests involve us both getting naked?
Naturally
Ummm and ice cream "
Now you're talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In the 1960s, the CIA tried to spy on the Kremlin and Russian embassies by turning cats into listening devices. The program, called Acoustic Kitty, involved surgically implanting batteries, microphones and antennae inside cats. |
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"In the 1960s, the CIA tried to spy on the Kremlin and Russian embassies by turning cats into listening devices. The program, called Acoustic Kitty, involved surgically implanting batteries, microphones and antennae inside cats."
This proves the power the pussy has over every man. |
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