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That's all or rather mostly all I get for all my efforts in sending nice polite well crafted messages to very sexy and saucy looing ladies on here... 
Its a rare thing indeed to get a reply... sniff sniff
All I ask for is a simple.... FUCK OFF LOSER!! reply if you wouldn't want to touch me with a barge pole... or just a polite... SOD OFF!! or maybe a THANKS but NO THANKS?
lol
Is there any point to sending messages... lol
Me is thinking not... hum...  |
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"fuck off loser!!!
it may be your just not what the lookin for grow some testicles and get used to it!!
xx  "
bless you! can I send you a proper message... it could be the start of a long and single reply.... lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wouldn't it be better all round if you just accepted that a no reply is a no thanks? rather than an inbox full of fuck off loser replies? seems simple enough
Word of advice: don't look in you're sent items folder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You silhouette types are all the same, moan moan moan..
To be honest, we block/delete any messages from people who CLEARLY haven't read our profile.
If you are sending original messages to people whos criteria you meet, and are getting nowhere, I'd suggest first off a profile picture, secondly review your profile. Lastly keep plugging away, you're bound to find someone soon.
Oh yes, your username. We'd find it offputting, but that's just our own opinion.
Good luck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a look at your profile, you don't have one!! Well, not to speak of. It would definately help!
Also, your one pic, it may well live up to your username, but fucking hell!
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"Just had a look at your profile, you don't have one!! Well, not to speak of. It would definately help!
Also, your one pic, it may well live up to your username, but fucking hell!
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'does what it says on the tin' - you can't argue that one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Either that or do some work on your profile? With the greatest of respect, there isn't a lot on your profile to entice the ladies. Just saying 'don't know what to put here so nothing for now' might be ok for a few days after joining but not after two months!
Just a suggestion from one who went through this when I first joined as well. Good luck fella. |
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"You silhouette types are all the same, moan moan moan..
To be honest, we block/delete any messages from people who CLEARLY haven't read our profile.
If you are sending original messages to people whos criteria you meet, and are getting nowhere, I'd suggest first off a profile picture, secondly review your profile. Lastly keep plugging away, you're bound to find someone soon.
Oh yes, your username. We'd find it offputting, but that's just our own opinion.
Good luck
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i resent that first line a little bit
plus, i thought Herman's Hermits were ok for their day |
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"fuck off loser!!!
it may be your just not what the lookin for grow some testicles and get used to it!!
xx
bless you! can I send you a proper message... it could be the start of a long and single reply.... lol "
at least u took it in the spirit it was intended!! it does happen a lot i never answer if they not what im lookin for or have a borin profile x |
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"You silhouette types are all the same, moan moan moan..
To be honest, we block/delete any messages from people who CLEARLY haven't read our profile.
If you are sending original messages to people whos criteria you meet, and are getting nowhere, I'd suggest first off a profile picture, secondly review your profile. Lastly keep plugging away, you're bound to find someone soon.
Oh yes, your username. We'd find it offputting, but that's just our own opinion.
Good luck
i resent that first line a little bit
plus, i thought Herman's Hermits were ok for their day"
Look I kind of agree... women can place nice profile pictures of legs... stocking tops... bras... knickers...etc... A guy puts up a face pic your judged stariaght away... your cock... its like ooh put it away... your ass... it's too hairy or fat? So guys like the outline dude... I do!?
And iff your have the pleasure of one of my messages I'll always send a face picture on my first contact... its only fair... but at least then you canjudge me on what I say to YOU and not to everybody on here on a profile... I'd prefer to honestly leave it blank and almost say ask me questions... I'll reply and answer you honestly...
Anyway the thread was meant to be just a giggle... but hey... you know that... |
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"You silhouette types are all the same, moan moan moan..
To be honest, we block/delete any messages from people who CLEARLY haven't read our profile.
If you are sending original messages to people whos criteria you meet, and are getting nowhere, I'd suggest first off a profile picture, secondly review your profile. Lastly keep plugging away, you're bound to find someone soon.
Oh yes, your username. We'd find it offputting, but that's just our own opinion.
Good luck
i resent that first line a little bit
plus, i thought Herman's Hermits were ok for their day
Look I kind of agree... women can place nice profile pictures of legs... stocking tops... bras... knickers...etc... A guy puts up a face pic your judged stariaght away... your cock... its like ooh put it away... your ass... it's too hairy or fat? So guys like the outline dude... I do!?
And iff your have the pleasure of one of my messages I'll always send a face picture on my first contact... its only fair... but at least then you canjudge me on what I say to YOU and not to everybody on here on a profile... I'd prefer to honestly leave it blank and almost say ask me questions... I'll reply and answer you honestly...
Anyway the thread was meant to be just a giggle... but hey... you know that... "
iv got lovely profile pics but a face like a pitbull! cant win em all! x |
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"fuck off loser!!!
it may be your just not what the lookin for grow some testicles and get used to it!!
xx
bless you! can I send you a proper message... it could be the start of a long and single reply.... lol
at least u took it in the spirit it was intended!! it does happen a lot i never answer if they not what im lookin for or have a borin profile x"
how far away is you... lol
fancy a crap time with a west country boy... I'll spare you a private message... unless you want one? up to you? lol |
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"You silhouette types are all the same, moan moan moan..
To be honest, we block/delete any messages from people who CLEARLY haven't read our profile.
If you are sending original messages to people whos criteria you meet, and are getting nowhere, I'd suggest first off a profile picture, secondly review your profile. Lastly keep plugging away, you're bound to find someone soon.
Oh yes, your username. We'd find it offputting, but that's just our own opinion.
Good luck
i resent that first line a little bit
plus, i thought Herman's Hermits were ok for their day
Look I kind of agree... women can place nice profile pictures of legs... stocking tops... bras... knickers...etc... A guy puts up a face pic your judged stariaght away... your cock... its like ooh put it away... your ass... it's too hairy or fat? So guys like the outline dude... I do!?
And iff your have the pleasure of one of my messages I'll always send a face picture on my first contact... its only fair... but at least then you canjudge me on what I say to YOU and not to everybody on here on a profile... I'd prefer to honestly leave it blank and almost say ask me questions... I'll reply and answer you honestly...
Anyway the thread was meant to be just a giggle... but hey... you know that... "
I don't do face or cock and i get success. Just be polite and be cheeky but never rude. I got some really good advice after i joined of a forum member and haven't looked back since. |
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"lol I love his name and his tongue in cheek post
lmao at Mzntwy"
Awe... But I LOVE you both equally... you understand the nutter inside me... Yikes!!
And to note... I've never had so many guys check out profile... um... Hello! Blimey I'm Straight... FFS!?
So... Wheres the hoards of fit women that I can pester... with a nice personal message... hey? Come on ladies... your letting me down here... um... if your fit, female, breathing, and gagging for crap sex... you could alway message me for a change? lmao... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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actually a lot of these guys are right, in the sense that your profile is your shop window.......
so if you put in the shop window "will come back to the later" a lot of people may be thinking.. I may come back when he does!!!
I don't think you are in much of a position to complain because in a sense you do get out what you put in... oh... and that does include effort in the profile |
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"lol I love his name and his tongue in cheek post
lmao at Mzntwy
Awe... But I LOVE you both equally... you understand the nutter inside me... Yikes!!
And to note... I've never had so many guys check out profile... um... Hello! Blimey I'm Straight... FFS!?
So... Wheres the hoards of fit women that I can pester... with a nice personal message... hey? Come on ladies... your letting me down here... um... if your fit, female, breathing, and gagging for crap sex... you could alway message me for a change? lmao... "
well at least you honest and not makin promises you cant keep lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's all or rather mostly all I get for all my efforts in sending nice polite well crafted messages to very sexy and saucy looing ladies on here...
Its a rare thing indeed to get a reply... sniff sniff
All I ask for is a simple.... FUCK OFF LOSER!! reply if you wouldn't want to touch me with a barge pole... or just a polite... SOD OFF!! or maybe a THANKS but NO THANKS?
lol
Is there any point to sending messages... lol
Me is thinking not... hum... "
Stop moaning and get on with it ,,,lol seriously though ,,, life as a single can be tough ,,, just keep doin the right things and it will come good |
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Revamped me profile... Ha Ha
still shite but hey at least it's not the previous rubbish...
Fit blond just walked past me.... She's lovely...
Um... Forums... iPhone and the great outdoors...
Yet still no takers for crap sex? Pooh!!!
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"Revamped me profile... Ha Ha
still shite but hey at least it's not the previous rubbish...
Fit blond just walked past me.... She's lovely...
Um... Forums... iPhone and the great outdoors...
Yet still no takers for crap sex? Pooh!!!
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Hey Spunkers!
Profile is much better, certainly beats many that have messaged us recently. That photo though....was it on a dry day for you 
Good luck, I reckon if nowt else your profile should have had a few more hits now
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"lol it was going ok until you got the the tissues bit... yuk lol"
I thought it shows my clean and tidy nature... Or would you prefer me to cum on the sheets instead... lmao
so go on then Ruggers... How should I re-word that line... |
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Hey Spunkers!
Profile is much better, certainly beats many that have messaged us recently. That photo though....was it on a dry day for you
Good luck, I reckon if nowt else your profile should have had a few more hits now
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on a dry day? um... Indeed... Right then go get your camera and wank with one hand and capture the moment with the click of a button with the other... Took a while and a few wanks to get that picture... You only get a pint and a half in life you know... Or was that a school boy thing? hummm |
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"lol I love his name and his tongue in cheek post
lmao at Mzntwy
Awe... But I LOVE you both equally... you understand the nutter inside me... Yikes!!
And to note... I've never had so many guys check out profile... um... Hello! Blimey I'm Straight... FFS!?
So... Wheres the hoards of fit women that I can pester... with a nice personal message... hey? Come on ladies... your letting me down here... um... if your fit, female, breathing, and gagging for crap sex... you could alway message me for a change? lmao... "
With regards to the guys looking at you we all get it,straight or not some look to see the competition,some look at your friends list or verifications,
Is just part of life |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"lol it was going ok until you got the the tissues bit... yuk lol
I thought it shows my clean and tidy nature... Or would you prefer me to cum on the sheets instead... lmao
so go on then Ruggers... How should I re-word that line... "
Delete it !! |
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