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Things you want to really say on some meets
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"Do you have any cake........." I thought you were bringing the cake?! | |||
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"So who pictures exactly did you use for your profile lol" You've gotta heart google images  | |||
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"I know your mum. Too far?? "She said you didn't reach that far up her.  | |||
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"what you talkin about Willis that ain't you?. who the fuck are you?. x x X" love it | |||
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"I know your mum. Too far??
She said you didn't reach that far up her. "Touché! | |||
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". .do you have any human friends that would like to join us ?. . . x x X "Ha!  | |||
". .do you have any human friends that would like to join us ?. . . x x X "just mean boy lol | |||
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"fancy meeting you here sister / brother/ mom or dad. " | |||
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"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel? Thank you." you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say? actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol | |||
"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel? Thank you. you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say? actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol" Is this pub close to a secluded wood with soft ground? | |||
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"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out? "Yup, but only the two I walk on... | |||
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"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out?
Yup, but only the two I walk on..."don't you dare do this to me too | |||
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"Darling, you did mention I was pregnant didn't you???......." | |||
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"Does that come in a 'large' "Or It looks like a penis - only smaller  | |||
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"Does that come in a 'large'
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It looks like a penis - only smaller "once said that to a flasher lol | |||
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"Does that come in a 'large'
Or
It looks like a penis - only smaller
once said that to a flasher lol" did it have the desired effect? | |||
(after a particularly hot, horny fuck) | |||
"Does that come in a 'large'
Or
It looks like a penis - only smaller
once said that to a flasher lol"Me too, he scuttled off sharpish | |||
"Does that come in a 'large'
Or
It looks like a penis - only smaller
once said that to a flasher lol
did it have the desired effect? "he did up his coat and went fast so yes | |||
"Will you marry me (after a particularly hot, horny fuck) "Now would you have said yes if he was extremely rich? | |||
"You've lost erm height. Curvy. Let's discuss. Your fab photos. Were they taken in the last decade? Harsh
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"Will you marry me (after a particularly hot, horny fuck)
Now would you have said yes if he was extremely rich? "No I only want him for his body  | |||
"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls? "And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede" | |||
. . sit i said ! s s sit on my face !! | |||
"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?
And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede" "Eek some of you have very furtile imaginations. Stop it  | |||
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"WHAT THE FUCK ARE . . sit i said ! s s sit on my face !! "pmsl.... | |||
"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?
And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede" "I'm laughing so much , I just wish I had the courage to actually say some of these!! | |||
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"Did I mention my idol is Josef Fritzl?" | |||
"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel? Thank you. you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say? actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol Is this pub close to a secluded wood with soft ground?" shite ....forgot the bin liners ...not to worry, will just have to make do with the duvet... | |||
"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal "i never quite got that quote haha think maybe i always missed the important part of that ep | |||
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"Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?" get in the back of the van | |||
"You've lost erm height. Curvy. Let's discuss. Your fab photos. Were they taken in the last decade? "Let me have a few drinks and take my glasses off maybe I can see the resemblance to your pictures | |||
"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out? "You actually said that didn't you? | |||
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"Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?" thats a good one lol. | |||
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"It looked like you had more teeth in your pics " lol...... . | |||
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"Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here... ...the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night. Haha " | |||
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