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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After this mornings repeat rant I feel that you, the fantastic peop.....sorry..... the must try harder people of fab deserve and expect better from me.
I've been a bit of a shut in of late and not had chance to get annoyed by much.
So if any of you would care to suggest a topic here then I shall endeavor to get really wound up about it on your behalf and write a suitable diatribe. I shall pick a few suggestions and have a thread where you can vote for the one you'd like to see ranted on.
Bring it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People who remove posts.
People who complain about people who remove posts  "
I see what you did there.
People who do things that I can see when they do please Jodie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and a few more :
The cost of weddings ... and/or funerals
People who think their position within a business allows them to behave like a twat whilst being beyond reproach
People who tut and flash dirty looks when is them who is in the wrong
People who fuck about with purses and wallets when there's a huge queue already.
Asda taking all till staff off after 10pm at night. 'Express' checkouts only.
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As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror. "
Last time I expressed an opinion on petrol station filling it didn't end well and a few people were offended.
So obviously this is a good one |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Specific niggles then:
1. 'defiantly' being used when people mean 'definitely'
2. Dawdlers
3. People who say 'no offence but' since they invariably go on to say something offensive
4. Cars that only indicate they're turning when other vehicles are around (as a long-term pedestrian they seem to assume I'm a mind reader)
5. When the wiring snaps in a favourite bra and stabs me in the boob |
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"As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror.
Last time I expressed an opinion on petrol station filling it didn't end well and a few people were offended.
So obviously this is a good one "
Same goes for people who fill the car up at the pumps and then go inside to do their weekly shop????
For fooks sake, fill up car, pay for petrol, drive away, simples. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grannies pushing in the bus que because they think they have the right"
Can I suggest I different mode of transport, because all the piss and Elderly seem to be getting you down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror. "
I've been known to do that intentionally, when I can see the person behind getting a little irate . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My love are horses and most my life had them and we show and jump and everyday I look after them here at home . My granddad had horses on the land and the wars have been won from our horses .. my rant would be people who eat them .... my pets .. would they eat there dog and cat no .. |
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"I didnt read your original rant Jode as it was too long.
Do you have a 'quick' version of it?"
Grrrr wankers who use the word genuine - even ones I've previously met and verified can be twunts and let me down!
(the cliff notes version) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My love are horses and most my life had them and we show and jump and everyday I look after them here at home . My granddad had horses on the land and the wars have been won from our horses .. my rant would be people who eat them .... my pets .. would they eat there dog and cat no .."
Maybe in Vietnam they would |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My love are horses and most my life had them and we show and jump and everyday I look after them here at home . My granddad had horses on the land and the wars have been won from our horses .. my rant would be people who eat them .... my pets .. would they eat there dog and cat no ..
Maybe in Vietnam they would "
well maybe there they would as eat everything that moves . |
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"I didnt read your original rant Jode as it was too long.
Do you have a 'quick' version of it?
Grrrr wankers who use the word genuine - even ones I've previously met and verified can be twunts and let me down!
(the cliff notes version)"
Thank you.
Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps? |
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"After this mornings repeat rant I feel that you, the fantastic peop.....sorry..... the must try harder people of fab deserve and expect better from me.
I've been a bit of a shut in of late and not had chance to get annoyed by much.
So if any of you would care to suggest a topic here then I shall endeavor to get really wound up about it on your behalf and write a suitable diatribe. I shall pick a few suggestions and have a thread where you can vote for the one you'd like to see ranted on.
Bring it. "
Why are so many threads started by TV/TS's
discuss. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you.
Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?"
No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about people who post verifications for others and say "treat them with respect" how patronising is that, do they feel that we should be reminded to treat people with respect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about fat women in translucent leggings that block supermarket aisles for a natter?"
I could do a diatribe on the first part of this, quite easily. However, given some of my fashion choices the words Glasshouses and Stones spring to mind! :-/ |
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Thank you.
Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?
No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread. "
I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.
'Going to try and be .........'
You sure on that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people of either gender who pee on lavatory seats
men who think a photo of their (often) unimpressive "member" framed by nasty grey pants in a lavatory (lucky if it's flushed) will get them laid
the wearing of what is assumed to be leggings but they are actually footless tights and meant to be an UNDERgarment ..(yes even with a cute arse)
whiny men who wont take no for an answer and continue to harangue, forcing you to block them
the greengrocer's apostrophe (aarrgghh)
I COULD go on .. at the expense of being thought a grumpy old bitch
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Thank you.
Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?
No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread.
I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.
'Going to try and be .........'
You sure on that?"
Perhaps if you'd managed to pay attention long enough to fully comprehend my pithy summary you'd have realised that JOdie was one of the ones who had previously verified this twunt as genuine.
And he still let her down.
Next time read all the words honey, and if necessary use a dictionary for the long ones.
Condescension just comes naturally to some of us. 
#tagteamJOdie |
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Thank you.
Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?
No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread.
I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.
'Going to try and be .........'
You sure on that?
Perhaps if you'd managed to pay attention long enough to fully comprehend my pithy summary you'd have realised that JOdie was one of the ones who had previously verified this twunt as genuine.
And he still let her down.
Next time read all the words honey, and if necessary use a dictionary for the long ones.
Condescension just comes naturally to some of us.
#tagteamJOdie"
Hashtag whatever
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Food packaging. Especially cold meats in those plastic pockets which look peelable. Do manufacturers ever try to unwrap their own products?"
I'll add to that the microwave meals that you're supposed to peel back the film and stir halfway through cooking, and when you try, the film lid shreds into a thousand different strands, or just the thin strip at the edges comes away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Food packaging. Especially cold meats in those plastic pockets which look peelable. Do manufacturers ever try to unwrap their own products?
I'll add to that the microwave meals that you're supposed to peel back the film and stir halfway through cooking, and when you try, the film lid shreds into a thousand different strands, or just the thin strip at the edges comes away."
I second that and add: plastic bags that require superhuman strength to open. And "Tear Here" packets that won't. |
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People who CANNOT put their shopping on the moving belt unless they've slammed down a 'next customer divider, especially the ones who want to do it despite there being a three foot gap. I sound calm but inside, I'm raging. |
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Self service checkouts....
Turn up with basket of goodies.
Scan first item...beep
Put item into bag.
Voice from SOMEWHERE tells me to take the last item out of the bag.
Item removed from bag
"Put the last item back in the bag"
Item back in the bag
"Remove the last item out of the bag"
Item removed from bag
"Put the last item back in the bag"
Item SPLATTERED over nearest wall. |
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No I just want the £2 thingy