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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I walk a lot

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By *aveandkate35Couple over a year ago

telford

Yes, a good hard walk. Does it every time for me... If it's raining I just settle for a wank though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else? "

Maybe you should have a wank rather than a walk. Might ease the tension better

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By *litheroevoyeurMan over a year ago

Clitheroe

I'll have a walk this afternoon.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes, I am wanking right now while I type. With my wrong hand I might add. This shit is pathetic! What's with the sideways jiggling! It's like my hand is having a fit. Fucking useless.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I'm off for a walk over the shop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To much walking could make you go blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And of course there's the proof that persistent masturbation causes a loss of intelligence

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to walk a lot but it weakened my ankles and made me go blind (I walked into a tree and got a twig in both eyes).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm of for a walk up the high street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

K.D Lang Constant craving Love that song .. was the constant bit that done it now have that in my head thanks , lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"K.D Lang Constant craving Love that song .. was the constant bit that done it now have that in my head thanks , lol xxx

Bugger, me too now aaaaaargh

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I used to walk a lot but it weakened my ankles and made me go blind (I walked into a tree and got a twig in both eyes)."

Now that's funny

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

"I'm off for a walk over the shop. "

that arse makes me wanna walk briskly

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By *obbyCock36Man over a year ago

Bournemouth

I don't bother to walk when I'm checking fab either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I walk for a living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stop walking, I walked in the park the other day. Got me in a whole heap of trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else? "

This is quite possibly the best post ever. Well done. And just because autocorrect is a bastard and proof reading is impossible when honey.

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else? "

If you don't own a dog maybe think about getting one, it would love all those walks you must be going on, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking has affected your spelling as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband just walked through the living room.

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By *eordered CoupleCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Some people buy walking machines to ease the risk of RSI

repetitive

Stride

Injury

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By *eordered CoupleCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

That was quite a shot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk like a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a walk is good for the soul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else?

This is quite possibly the best post ever. Well done. And just because autocorrect is a bastard and proof reading is impossible when honey. "

and whenever we read those posts on what to do when no meets are happening - we know what to tell em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and another chap had a bloody good walk all over jools boobies in the woods lunchtime (true story) except we weren't walking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and another chap had a bloody good walk all over jools boobies in the woods lunchtime (true story) except we weren't walking

Shock horror! So what hell were you doing - the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indeed it could have been this mythical thing called a meet!!! Dundundaaaaaa (dramatic music)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To much walking could make you go blind"

Might walk into specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So hang on is golf supposed to be a good way to ruin a walk or a wank. Or both I spose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So hang on is golf supposed to be a good way to ruin a walk or a wank. Or both I spose"

Well having walked on to the golf course by accident at my local park I can tell you, the greenkeepers weren't happy.

We made such a mess as we happened upon a bunker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And of course there's the proof that persistent masturbation causes a loss of intelligence

lol"
And blindness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And of course there's the proof that persistent masturbation causes a loss of intelligence

lol And blindness "

Struggling to read this, where are my glasses

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

Walk...wank....whatever lol

Best mispelling of the week haha

Made me laugh

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Everytime I have a browse on fab I get a hard and makes me have a walk no matter what. Maybe it's the lack of meets.

Does it happen to anyone else? "

I prefer to drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in a state of constant meditation.

[Either that or it's just the bongo drums, mellow jazz and huge bag of .]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank Like an Egyptian?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Wank The Line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wank Like an Egyptian?

Now the mind boggles......lol

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By *ebanissaCouple over a year ago

southend

So that's the familiar taste those crisps have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The postman walked in my garden this morning & left a delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Spelling error. I mean wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spelling error. I mean wank

Oooooh........don't we all feel silly now!

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By *he Naked HandymanMan over a year ago

Holcombe

These boots were made for wanking, and that's just what I'll do, gona get my boots and wank all over you!

So much better lyrics than the radio version we are used to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes I go for the odd speed walk, when i'm short on time or likely to get caught

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spelling error. I mean wank

Well knock me down with a feather!! So that's what you meant :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ave had 3 wanks wanks today.think I should stay off fab for rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In that case maybe the song should have been

"These boots are made for wanking and that's just what I'll do one of these days these boits are gonna wank all over you."

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