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my dik and my balls r at each odas throats again
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It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do  |
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?"
I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale. |
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?"
i need a solution man or im gona cry, any advice ?  |
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?
I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale."
yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon |
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "
Swoon. The English language used with such grace and elegance. |
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "
Don't do anything drastic, I might suggest a Pouffe? |
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end"
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy |
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "
You've been with din n balls for as long as you can remember... you three should be together. Wally , Dong n Bollocks!
Ditch sofa for a slinky chaise longe n have a bit of continental. |
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do
Don't do anything drastic, I might suggest a Pouffe?"
He's not ghey.
Git sum cushin covers OP. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"have a big shit...
always helps clear the mindi did, but guess wot my bastard shit told me, he said he didn't wana get involved, he even had d nerves to ask me 4 a fag"
open the window before, the fumes may be causing you an issue  |
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy "
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy "
im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it |
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?
I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon "
look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it "
I am a backdoor boy, I am excused |
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?
I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! "
true say, speakin of remotes i bet my remote still mad at me 4 shaggin d tv |
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy "
lol! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it "
makes a change normaly minxie gets the blame  |
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it
makes a change normaly minxie gets the blame "
minxie, wot have u done 2 my sofa. They said he said she said i said u got my sofa pregnant |
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" . .sell the baby sofas to a doll house manufacturer. ..but you could bring up one as your own have you no feelings. . . .u right tho, i wonder how many months Dem sofas carry a baby for"
4years . . . .but interest free . .
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?
I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! true say, speakin of remotes i bet my remote still mad at me 4 shaggin d tv"
hush! People will say ya an " every hole a goal' kinda man... Ya street cred will nose dive! Shhhussshhh! |
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over a year ago
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"Set up a trust fund for your offspring's University fees yh but wot do i do abt my dik dats threatenin to walk away and y is my shit pesterin me 4 a fag"
tell your dick no coming back of he leaves and your shit can get its own cigarettes |
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"Dude I hope you're playing.
At the risk of getting bombarded with abuse, if thats the best grammar that our educational system can turn out there is something seriously wrong.  "
well I can read it so that's all that matters he is fine . |
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"Man! You need control dat Ting! things r a lol calm now, me my dik and my balls sat watchin tv. Wot don't help now is my shit threatenin 2 sue me 2 court if i don't pass him a fag"
Relax and don't worry things will sort themselves out you see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got nothing. Literally, nothing.
As you were. shall we put d blame on u professor, i could of sworn my sofa told me u been makin midnite calls 2 her behind my bak"
Yes it was me. I can't resist a good leather Chesterfield - my proclivity for humping soft furnishings has me a lifetime ban from Boundary Mills and DFS. |
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ?  "
Yeah ma pumpums covered up innit! |
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ?
Yeah ma pumpums covered up innit!"
bless up, man got eyes 4 u. U lookin boobilisciously sweet |
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