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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

is now officially open!!

I am currently dealing with Fox Cub curled up on the sofa with a blanket convinced his leg is going to drop off because of a small graze (that happened three days ago!!)

And a grown man upstairs who is sure that he is dying from a cough and a bunged up nose

I have spent my morning waiting hand and foot on the pair of them - even hand feeding Obi his medicine and putting Vaporub on his chest!! (and yes, I did it anti-clockwise to not matt his chest hair!)

So, since im playing nurse anyway - who else needs attention?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How are you with groin strain?

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve a groin strain that could do with some treatment please miss nursey,,

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"How are you with groin strain? "

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ball massage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How are you with groin strain?

Great minds think alike "

it's an epidemic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a spot on my bum

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Treating?

Or giving?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Careful the cub don't bite you then you will need nursing lol

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've got a spot on my bum "

Bend over!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've got a spot on my bum "

Squeeze it

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Careful the cub don't bite you then you will need nursing lol "

He'd complain about his teeth then!

He's become a complete wimp recently - I think it has something to do with someone upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a spot on my bum "

il squeeze it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've got a spot on my bum

Squeeze it "

What if its one of those never ending ones you see on you tube, and it oozes everywhere?!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling? "

Sure, two bricks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crikey the waiting room filled up quickly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

Sure, two bricks"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Careful the cub don't bite you then you will need nursing lol

He'd complain about his teeth then!

He's become a complete wimp recently - I think it has something to do with someone upstairs "

Him upstairs needs to man up lol

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

Sure, two bricks

"

I never said I was one of those nice nurses

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Careful the cub don't bite you then you will need nursing lol

He'd complain about his teeth then!

He's become a complete wimp recently - I think it has something to do with someone upstairs

Him upstairs needs to man up lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a spot on my bum

Squeeze it

What if its one of those never ending ones you see on you tube, and it oozes everywhere?! "

Ewwwwwwwwwwww I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

Sure, two bricks

I never said I was one of those nice nurses "

I didn't assume you were but the swelling is worse now

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

Sure, two bricks

I never said I was one of those nice nurses

I didn't assume you were but the swelling is worse now "

Don't worry - I have plenty of bricks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a really swollen cock. Do you have anything to bring down the swelling?

Sure, two bricks

I never said I was one of those nice nurses

I didn't assume you were but the swelling is worse now

Don't worry - I have plenty of bricks"

Shit now I've got crushed testicles too

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is fox cub your child by any chance I just cottoned on lol

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

With some of the hotties on this site I think I might have high blood pressure,,

I went for one of those nhs age related check ups, you know they check various things blood pressure cholerstrol etc,

the nurse told me " I needed to stop masturbating,!"

I said " why? Its natural,"

She said " because I m trying to examine you,!!"

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is fox cub your child by any chance I just cottoned on lol "

Gold star

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With some of the hotties on this site I think I might have high blood pressure,,

I went for one of those nhs age related check ups, you know they check various things blood pressure cholerstrol etc,

the nurse told me " I needed to stop masturbating,!"

I said " why? Its natural,"

She said " because I m trying to examine you,!!""

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By *atelotmanMan  over a year ago

Chatham


"is now officially open!!

I am currently dealing with Fox Cub curled up on the sofa with a blanket convinced his leg is going to drop off because of a small graze (that happened three days ago!!)

And a grown man upstairs who is sure that he is dying from a cough and a bunged up nose

I have spent my morning waiting hand and foot on the pair of them - even hand feeding Obi his medicine and putting Vaporub on his chest!! (and yes, I did it anti-clockwise to not matt his chest hair!)

So, since im playing nurse anyway - who else needs attention?"

While rubbing vaporub on his chest,did you sing soft kitty, warm kitty.Like they do for Sheldon in big bang lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is fox cub your child by any chance I just cottoned on lol "

You'll catch up eventually

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need some energy, can you help with that?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Is fox cub your child by any chance I just cottoned on lol

Gold star "

I'm a thick shit at times

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"is now officially open!!

I am currently dealing with Fox Cub curled up on the sofa with a blanket convinced his leg is going to drop off because of a small graze (that happened three days ago!!)

And a grown man upstairs who is sure that he is dying from a cough and a bunged up nose

I have spent my morning waiting hand and foot on the pair of them - even hand feeding Obi his medicine and putting Vaporub on his chest!! (and yes, I did it anti-clockwise to not matt his chest hair!)

So, since im playing nurse anyway - who else needs attention?

While rubbing vaporub on his chest,did you sing soft kitty, warm kitty.Like they do for Sheldon in big bang lol"

No, I was too busy being patronising

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is fox cub your child by any chance I just cottoned on lol

Gold star

I'm a thick shit at times "

You're allowed to be, you're special

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I need some energy, can you help with that?"

Sugary sweets!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I need some energy, can you help with that?

Sugary sweets! "

Diet

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I need some energy, can you help with that?

Sugary sweets!

Diet "

Insulin shot?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I need some energy, can you help with that?

Sugary sweets!

Diet

Insulin shot?"

Kick up the arse is probably what's needed, to be honest.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I need some energy, can you help with that?

Sugary sweets!

Diet

Insulin shot?

Kick up the arse is probably what's needed, to be honest."

Sharp studded paddle?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I need some energy, can you help with that?

Sugary sweets!

Diet

Insulin shot?

Kick up the arse is probably what's needed, to be honest.

Sharp studded paddle?"

I'll pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have aches and pains all over and have just started some antibiotics for tonsilitus....could I just have a nice gentle cuddle please and a bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a pain in the neck that is travelling down my arm. 4 days now and my arm is going numb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fox

I'm trying to think what I can say is wrong with me but you can be my nurse any day of the week

You look very caring and deliciously naughty xxx jim

Enjoy your day xx

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have aches and pains all over and have just started some antibiotics for tonsilitus....could I just have a nice gentle cuddle please and a bosom for a pillow "

on nork or two?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awww poor Fox Cub, cuddles to him!!

And Obi, man up its a cold! You could always rub some deep heat on his cock and then he will have something to moan about! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Treating?

Or giving? "

Giving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww poor Fox Cub, cuddles to him!!

And Obi, man up its a cold! You could always rub some deep heat on his cock and then he will have something to moan about! Hahaha "

He he lovely Ruby xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This Fox has a sore coccyx ...

It's making sitting down uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have aches and pains all over and have just started some antibiotics for tonsilitus....could I just have a nice gentle cuddle please and a bosom for a pillow

on nork or two? "

Oh best have two please

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My boobies need a close examination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My boobies need a close examination "

Last time Fox did that she ended up with concussion and a broken nose!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"My boobies need a close examination "

Stay back you devil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell him I said MAN THE FUCK UP

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My boobies need a close examination "

I will examine them and test their suitability as pillows for my aching head

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