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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

In Germany if you go to a public toilet there are the machines that dispense condoms etc but they also dispense a mobile pussy there brilliant,

its a soft plastic bag which you can either blow up or fill with warm water,

when blown up or filled with water there's a tight hole, it comes with a pack of lube apply and away you go, its like wanking into a sloppy ballon,sounds weird but it works feels amazing when your on ur own

anyone else come across these? ,i first bought one through curiosity but buy them now cos better than a wank when alone

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mobile?

Couldn't you just use a balloon?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ya could always stick a fleshlight down ya trousers

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jar and some Liver would suffice too I guess but the vending machine may smell a bit.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

a fanny on legs is mobile too and like the real thing . .

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How sexist! Do they have machines that sell inflatable sky remotes and lynx csns too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How sexist! Do they have machines that sell inflatable sky remotes and lynx csns too?

"

I've been in a loo where they sold vibrators for a fiver

I thought fair enough then after a few drinks went in the loo again saw the dildo machine and came out in giggles

mostly because its a sex toy in a pub (i was young and naive) but then thought how many men are gonna get a sex toy like that from a machine in the mens?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watermelon when it's in season, mind the pips

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I never thought id fuck a bit of plastic but with the lube feels good better than one off the wrist, if you see it its called mobile pussy, try it i think you'll enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've shagged a few women over the years that haven't moved very much while in the act.

A wobbly plastic bag would be a better shag than some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some blokes will shove their cock in anything.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

try explaining this on dragons den lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

anyone tried a warm apple pie?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Some blokes will shove their cock in anything. "

Nods and smiles with quiet satisfaction at this

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Some blokes will shove their cock in anything.

Nods and smiles with quiet satisfaction at this "

Disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some blokes will shove their cock in anything.

Nods and smiles with quiet satisfaction at this "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watermelon when it's in season, mind the pips"

at the first stroke it will be ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have Sheep become extinct then ?

G

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some blokes will shove their cock in anything. "

I had an ex that shoved his into a baguette. I would not have minded but it was a fresh loaf.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Their public toilets must be full of the sound of blokes shagging their bags in the cubicles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol just put ur cock in the hand dryer where the zink are .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some blokes will shove their cock in anything.

I had an ex that shoved his into a baguette. I would not have minded but it was a fresh loaf.

"

bet all you girls love a sausage baguette

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